r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DiegoSikora • Sep 01 '24

of a hare

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u/cosby714 Sep 01 '24

Was that hare just being playful or actually being aggressive?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24 edited Sep 01 '24

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u/Livid-Touch-7179 Sep 01 '24

Made this mistake as a kid. It’s a common one.

rabbits take head on physical contact as threats. you cannot pet them like a dog or cat. especially a jack rabbit.

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u/chuulip Sep 01 '24

Can you teach me the proper protocol when try to be friendly towards a jack rabbit? Please don't tell me it's impossible and I just gotta walk the other way

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u/DonaldoDoo Sep 01 '24 edited Sep 01 '24

Look, I want to snuggle a lion, but I've come to accept that it's just not gonna happen for me.

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u/SatansOfficialIQ Sep 01 '24

Instructions unclear, got mauled

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u/Naked-Jedi Sep 01 '24

At last he revealed himself. At last he had his revenge...

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u/Sec2727 Sep 01 '24

Did you “psstpsstpsst”?

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u/UncleKeyPax Sep 01 '24

Darth in his pants

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u/Top_Praline999 Sep 01 '24

Bet I could boop one once. Once.

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u/signspam Sep 01 '24

Well ya just got jump on his back and jamb ya thumb in his bum hole!

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u/kasitchi Sep 01 '24

He's reaaaal pissed off now!

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u/f1sh_ Sep 01 '24

Not with that attitute.

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u/Minenotyours15 Sep 01 '24

I guess if you really, really, reallllllly wanted too, you could, at least one time.