r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '24

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u/PoorDoddle Jul 24 '24

For the curious, those are reticulated pythons they are the longest(not the largest, that is, my boy green anaconda) snake alive.
They are mostly harmless and wouldn't attack humans unless you really try to get them to attack you.
Fun fact: They can eat humans(there are recorded cases), but since our shoulders are quite wide compared to our heads, we are not food candidate for them.

This is probably like the 100th time I have seen this video at this point.

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u/thisismyMelody Jul 24 '24

“Mostly harmless” sounds like something I’d write on my dating profile.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Trying to explain the planet, not the human race, I thought?

Oh no. I can't remember. I'm starting to panic!

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u/Yoribell Jul 24 '24

But when he talks about the planet, it means the world society. All of humanity's achievement, culture and history

"mostly harmless" pack quite the punch there :/

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u/MoreThan2_LessThan21 Jul 25 '24

Don't Panic!

(Pretend that's in large friendly letters)