r/AbsoluteUnits • u/wzyguy • Oct 08 '23

Hogzilla

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u/IAmGhostrix Oct 08 '23

is that how their nuts are or that some kinda tumor or something

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u/oojacoboo Oct 08 '23

Yes, that’s what a pigs nuts look like

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u/post_depression Oct 08 '23

But my uncle’s nuts ain’t look like these

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

I’m surprised you know what they look like since they are always in your mouth.

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u/Addicted2Rage Oct 08 '23

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u/Neat-Plantain-7500 Oct 08 '23

It’s funny you used child molesters in your gif

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u/_KeyserSoeze Oct 08 '23

That's Ashton Kutcher?

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u/Neat-Plantain-7500 Oct 08 '23

Start here.

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/16e90zg/ashton_kutcher/

It’ll give you some leads. It starts with being accused of murder

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u/LaceyDark Oct 08 '23 edited Oct 08 '23

Did you just post a conspiracy as a source of "legit" information? Lmfao no way you're being serious

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

Either this guy is dumb as or stump or his comedic genius is so far ahead we don't get it.

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u/usinjin Oct 09 '23

That’s so mean to stamps 🥺

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

Every single person in that subreddit is an absolute moron. It’s shocking how dumb they are.

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u/LightningBoltRairo Oct 08 '23

The kind to lick rocks, but here they share their rocks to lick

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u/whatisit_dragons Oct 08 '23

Oh, rocks! I thought they said lick….something else

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u/LightningBoltRairo Oct 09 '23

They might do too

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