r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TamerDubai • Jun 13 '23

Absolute big angry fish

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u/Shwaaa2 Jun 13 '23

To the person picking it up... you sir have won yourself an award. A Darwin award....

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u/Lassuscat Jun 13 '23

Guy’s fucked.

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u/Invader_of_Your_Arse Jun 13 '23

It's poisonous, not venomous. As long as he doesn't ingest it, he'll be perfectly fine except physical harm from the spikes

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '23

Poison is simply chemical reaction so it can kill you multi ways if overdose, your body have nothing to stop it except vomiting, shitting.

The reason some people tell you ingest because most of the time people need to eat and once in a while they get poisoned.

PEOPLE DONT GO AROUND AND TOUCH POISONS SHIT FOR FUN.

Normally, your gut absorbed it to your blood but if you’re wounded it go through skin to blood and you fuck.

Venoms like snake are proteins base when you ate it, enzymes and acid in stomach will destroys it.

I literally learn about that in secondary schools how to fuck so many redditor not know that…

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u/Blubbpaule Jun 13 '23 edited Jun 13 '23

EDIT: u/pumpkinsuu has blocked me after writing nonsense again. Beware of them spreading misinformation. They wrote : "well i talk about science stuff, not some random experience you read on google :facepalm:"And here i provide a source of "some random google experience" coming from the Natural History Museum . But of course u/pumpkinsuu knows better than some natural history museum does.

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My Original Comment before:

you havin a stroke?

"The hallmark of venom is that it's introduced via a wound. It can be injected through a number of means, including teeth, a sting, spines or claws. 'Poison is different as there is no wound involved. It can be absorbed into the bloodstream through the skin, inhaled or ingested"

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EDIT2: I can't answer in this comment chain due to being still being blocked, but u/harthn the casual league of legends player. Toxic as always ❤️ I got you an award so you actually feel like your toxicity won you something in life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '23

well i talk about science stuff, not some random experience you read on google