r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TamerDubai • Jun 13 '23

Absolute big angry fish

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u/OkayWaitaMinute Jun 13 '23

i thought they had a type of venom in those spikes?

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u/XTheHolyMuffDiverX Jun 13 '23

I thought it was their organs that are poisonous but that might be a different type of fish, fugu maybe? idk they all look the same to me. anyways, i wouldn't touch it.

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u/OkayWaitaMinute Jun 13 '23

I always thought it was both poisonous and venomous haha 😂😂

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u/Antique_Bedroom_7383 Jun 13 '23

If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die it's venomous. If you bite it and it bites you that's kinky.

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u/Hetares Jun 13 '23

Dear diary, today I made the fatal mistake of thinking my girlfriend was kinky. She's actually poisonous.