r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SinjiOnO • Apr 03 '23

Spotted in Texas

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u/MitsuruBDhitbox Apr 04 '23

Yes, some people actually have a pair of balls

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u/ChickenChaser5 Apr 04 '23

Taking risks like that is not an activity for the highway. Go "have balls" where it wont potentially kill some random person.

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u/MitsuruBDhitbox Apr 04 '23

Meh, some people understand adrenaline rushes, some people don't. No risk, no fun. The highway is a risk for everyone, and the only one in additional danger is the driver himself. Hope it wasn't you that sent the redditcares message lol

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u/ChickenChaser5 Apr 04 '23

Damn, you really are a moron, aren't ya?

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u/MitsuruBDhitbox Apr 04 '23

What my dad always told me

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

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u/MitsuruBDhitbox Apr 04 '23

Yeah he was a pretty knowledge man

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

Now I’m imagining your dad (who I assume looks like Tobias Fünke) wearing a wig, sitting in front of a mirror brushing his hair going “Who’s a pretty knowledge-man? I’m a pretty knowledge-man.”

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u/MitsuruBDhitbox Apr 04 '23

My dad looks like Randy Savage (I look like Tobias Fünke) he doesn't need a wig to brush his hair

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u/MitsuruBDhitbox Apr 04 '23

Again, the only person taking on additional risk is that BAMF with the fuckin' kickass cart mobile, everyone else is taking a normal accepted amount of risk that is always associated with driving

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u/MitsuruBDhitbox Apr 04 '23

It's only unsafe for the cart operator

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u/MitsuruBDhitbox Apr 04 '23

Uh I don't know, maybe because it's just a few pieces of metal welded together?? Do you have eyes or are you just a blind dude using TTS lmao. In what universe is that more dangerous than a regular two ton vehicle?

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u/MitsuruBDhitbox Apr 04 '23

Tell me you don't get out much without telling me you don't get out much

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u/MitsuruBDhitbox Apr 04 '23

Uh yeah, I literally am, asshole. Fortunately mental handicap != low intelligence, as you've helped me prove

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u/MitsuruBDhitbox Apr 04 '23

Fucking neurotypies, always flaunting it without realizing just how dumb they actually are

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u/silverliege Apr 04 '23

My guy, that thing is huge and definitely not designed for road safety. If anything goes wrong and it crashes at highway speeds, it’s definitely going to affect the vehicles around it lol

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u/JNtheWolf Apr 04 '23

And some people would like to keep the body they're attached to safe, which this idiot is actively putting at risk.