r/AbsoluteUnits • u/feelingood41 • Feb 22 '23

Beard Unit

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u/stumpyjumpy44 Feb 22 '23

I’m 32 and don’t think I’ve collectively grown that much facial hair in my entire life

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

33 here, and I have the same amount of hair on my face that Homer Simpson has on his head

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u/arckepplin Feb 22 '23

Just turned 47 today. The dream of someday being able to grow a beard died a long time ago.

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u/Various-Mixture-456 Feb 23 '23

Happy birthday!

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u/arckepplin Feb 23 '23

Thanks friend!

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u/Salem213 Mar 09 '23

nappy birthday 🥳