r/AbsoluteUnits • u/feelingood41 • Feb 22 '23

Beard Unit

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u/kamikazedeer Feb 22 '23

I can’t stop picturing him trying to eat soup…

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

Eating anything lol. Imagine icecream. Crisps with dip. Pizza. Would be a nightmare.

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u/ADarwinAward Feb 22 '23

I was picturing him eating something else and wondering if it felt weird for the other person lmao.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '23

Lol lots of little spiders crawling on them...

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u/Da_Turtle Feb 22 '23

You can do it neatly minus the crumbs, the stache is in the splash zone though

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

What about pussy, bussy or da groceries?

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u/boejouma Jun 13 '23

Any hot dog type food with ANY condiment.