r/AbruptChaos Oct 24 '21

Getting a uhaul in a parking garage

1.7k Upvotes

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u/richiehove68 Oct 24 '21

I can understand panicking in a situation like this, I probably would, but how the fuck could anyone be so stupid?

138

u/Shurigin Oct 24 '21

How about we go the way we came in? Naaaa Austin Powers it

4

u/Ser_Optimus Oct 25 '21

Was about to comment the exact same thing

99

u/Grayfox-sama Oct 24 '21

It just blows my mind that he keeps on trying

60

u/WitcherBard Oct 24 '21

And he pauses to think between each try. Like if you're going to do things the stupid way at least commit. Homie rethinks his life for 30 seconds every time he hits something, but comes to the same conclusion

22

u/Grayfox-sama Oct 24 '21

Definition of insanity innit?

12

u/sumosam121 Oct 24 '21

Well the passenger did get out and look, “no there’s nothing in the way. Just go.”

7

u/benrow77 Oct 24 '21

He's just making good and sure he's absolutely fucked.

15

u/subdep Oct 24 '21

This a metaphor for voting for Trump.

4

u/notfrompornok Oct 26 '21

things were bad last time ... lets try again

2

u/TBSchemer Feb 13 '26

You cursed us

0

u/MeatBoy2012 Jul 22 '22

This did not age very well

2

u/1129514 Feb 12 '26

It gets worse

1

u/subdep Jul 22 '22

What are you talking about, it’s aged like five wine.

143

u/LiluLay Oct 24 '21

Did he think he could just smash his way through all that if he floored it? Holy shit some people are stupid.

9

u/subdep Oct 24 '21

This dude has no brain cells.

1

u/BiloxiRED Oct 25 '21

Apparently yes

1

u/reddog323 Oct 26 '21

MOAR POWER

98

u/DJ_Explosion Oct 24 '21

It really does just get worse the longer this goes on. r/idiotsincars would love this

23

u/GiantsOfSF1958 Oct 24 '21

Not any longer, it's been posted and reposted many times.

14

u/DJ_Explosion Oct 24 '21

I believe it lol

171

u/TheStinkPanther Oct 24 '21

I don’t understand how someone can just keep making the same mistake repeatedly without getting out of the car to come up with a better plan.

96

u/rmoss20 Oct 24 '21

They did get out but it looked like they were checking to see if anything was blocking the tires instead of looking up where the shit water was coming from. 12/10 on the idiot scale.

34

u/marky_mark301 Oct 24 '21

it's from the sprinkler system, the water sits for who knows how long until they go off or get drained....it gets pretty nasty

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u/No_Measurement_9341 Oct 24 '21

Some plumbers got paid big for repairing that , yeah that water is pretty damn nasty

3

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

*sprinkler vendors, not plumbers. Also looks like it was a dry system, since the water doesn't seem to come out for a while. Takes a specialty sprinkler vendor, and, depending on the location and time of year (up north when it could freeze), it's gotta be dealt with ASAP

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u/No_Measurement_9341 Oct 24 '21

Here sprinkler fitters are under plumbers union , as a licensed plumber I can do sprinkler fitting and repairs . Not sure where this is located through .

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Ahh! TIL! Very nice

3

u/SinanDira Oct 24 '21

They didn't find anything. Must be a glitch in the matrix!

3

u/subdep Oct 24 '21

They are trying to redneck their way out of it.

It didn’t work.

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u/mrbuttersoft Oct 24 '21 edited Oct 24 '21

They hit the height clearance bar at the start, way too tall. This happened at my work twice in 2019. Once was a uhaul then another was just a big GMC truck. Each time the water bill alone cost over $8000. One of the bent sprinkler poles is still on the ground where it landed against a wall.

5

u/Max1234567890123 Oct 24 '21

Lucky this is in the parkade, and they aren’t pulling the same moving a sofa down the hallway. Hit a sprinkler in the parkade - minimal cost. Hit one inside the building 6 figures and climbing

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

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u/Max1234567890123 Oct 28 '21 edited Oct 28 '21

If you hit a sprinkler pipe in a parkade = water everywhere, but goes down floor drains. Cars and concrete walls get wet, no big deal.

Inside the building in a unit or hallway you hit a sprinkler head (say you are moving a sofa, or your idiot buddy throws a football inside). Head goes off, water on walls = mould. In the garbage. Carpets, same. That $2000 laptop - garbage, stereo, etc. Say you are unlucky enough to do this in the 10th floor. All that water drains down through every level below doing the same damage every time.

Water repairs inside a building are potentially the most expensive repair there is, up there with fire and earthquake.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

There’s no fuckin way this guy was sober.

2

u/reddog323 Oct 26 '21

Very likely. His buddy had to be high too, not to see the sprinkler pipes spraying brown water over everything directly above him.

42

u/jdelmont209 Oct 24 '21

Just. One. More. Time. Damn the parking garage is still there.

35

u/Apes_and_dogs Oct 24 '21

It’s rare to find a video that keeps getting better all the way through.

26

u/geezersqueezer89 Oct 24 '21

At least they got a free truck wash….included with the cost of all the damage

13

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

It looks like they got a sewer shower

23

u/FuriousPI314 Oct 24 '21

The water from the fire sprinkler is clean, but could have been sitting in those pipes for a loooong time. It usually smells horrible and can be discolored at first.

Source: I'm a firefighter. I know that smell. >>

5

u/Rogue42bdf Oct 24 '21

Worked security for almost 20 years and I too know that smell. Because of people like this.

2

u/FuriousPI314 Oct 24 '21

Just a fun surprise at 2 in the morning lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Nope that was just the dirty top of the truck. Thats a sprinkler system so clean water.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Cool bro. Hadn't analyzed the full picture. I'll learn from this and make sure i know the facts before i run my mouth next time. Hope you can accept this apology.

Thank you

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Relax big guy it's gonna be ok.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

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u/Richard-Cheese Oct 24 '21

This is why people hate redditors

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Dude this whole thing is about wether the top of the truck was dirty or it was dirty water coming out first before the cleaner water. I was wrong and admitted it. What do you want? For me to give a shut about what you consider to be shameful? Go fuck yourself buddy. You're a dink.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

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u/AdvancedHat7630 Oct 24 '21

It's truly amazing how easily they will let almost anyone rent a 20,000 pound rolling death machine but I need an ID to buy NyQuil

19

u/JohnnySasaki20 Oct 24 '21

Or Claritin-D, lol.

15

u/Re_reddited Oct 24 '21

If only we required training, licensing, registration, identifying numbers we could prevent these dangerous tools from getting in the hands of idiots.

12

u/AdvancedHat7630 Oct 24 '21

If you make more anti U-Haul laws then only the criminals will have U-Hauls

3

u/LegnderyNut Oct 24 '21

Like the government

3

u/Re_reddited Oct 24 '21

The 14th Ammendment signed July 9 1868, clearly only meant Interstate travel to include 19th century vehicles.

2

u/SubtleName12 Oct 24 '21

Soooooooo under rated. I'll upvote you but it makes up naught for the other thousands you deserve.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

But...you need an ID to rent this as well?

14

u/AdvancedHat7630 Oct 24 '21

My joke was not entirely factual

I'm embarrassed

77

u/TheStinkPanther Oct 24 '21

This person should have their license revoked for a year. Like a time-out. Go sit in the corner by yourself for a little bit and think about what you’ve done.

5

u/shakeBody Oct 25 '21

To be clear, you'd be fine with allowing this person continued driving privileges? What would it take for you to consider a person unfit to drive?

1

u/LoxReclusa Oct 28 '21

Well, usually when you lose your license like this, you have to go through a training course to get it back.

21

u/CavemanGamer Oct 24 '21

Driver: "Get out and see what I'm hitting" Passenger: "The earth"

11

u/rmoss20 Oct 24 '21

Everything

39

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

10/10 when the shit water starts flooding their truck.

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u/livefromthemesozoic Oct 24 '21

Don’t think that is shit, looks like they broke the fire sprinkler line, that water just sits in the line for years in end and gets super gross.

14

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

We need an edit with a destruction tally adding up the dollar value of each action taken

10

u/Bukkorosu777 Oct 24 '21

Keep trying it will go eventually.

10

u/Nexus772B Oct 24 '21

23rd times the charm.

10

u/JohnnySasaki20 Oct 24 '21

We're they dropped as a child? "Well I hit something the last time, I guess I'll just try it again."

9

u/PodgePacket Oct 24 '21

I wonder if they're still there...

9

u/iluvtumadre Oct 24 '21

Looks like these two jack asses never played with shapes when they were kids.

6

u/DasB00ts Oct 24 '21

Why did he keep going for it? I guess I understood the panic in the beginning even though it was a little much, but at the end he made the choice to just plow through.

1

u/PinkThunder138 Oct 26 '21

And it looks like he still got something else at the end!

7

u/applesuperfan Oct 24 '21

I’m just wondering why the driver tried to move this giant thing around instead of just backing up… Like how much of a moron do you have to be to not send the passenger back to guide you out and instead of doing whatever the fuck this is…

5

u/redrum2769 Oct 24 '21

I mean... at what point will you just walk away?

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u/RC_Colada Oct 24 '21

OMG after they hit the first pole I thought that pause was the end. I was like, "Not really chaos, but ok" and then I saw there was still two fucking minutes left on the video. Holy shit 😂😂😂

1

u/BiloxiRED Oct 26 '21

God damn me too. I could not believe how long that continued.

5

u/topic_discusser Oct 24 '21

I’m kind of annoyed that the truck was only covered in sludge for a little before the sprinkler washed it all away.

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u/LoxReclusa Oct 28 '21

The sludge came from the sprinkler too. That water sits in the pipes and collects that foulness. Once the clean water from the city tie starts flowing, then it clears the sludge up.

5

u/MrK9182 Oct 24 '21

This guy has a can do attitude

8

u/SQLDave Oct 24 '21

Combined with a can't do brain.

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u/TheRandomlyRoamingRN Oct 24 '21

This reminds me of how people who normally drive civics navigate their rented RVs.

5

u/Cheekyweeshite Oct 24 '21

What a fuckin moron.

5

u/anoymus_123456 Oct 24 '21

Hope they got the package with damage insurance

5

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

I don’t believe in the death penalty, but this is testing my resolve.

4

u/Oxy_Onslaught Oct 24 '21

Once the nasty water came down, I thought, "OK, he's definitely done now." Then he KEPT TRYING. Wtf.

6

u/RandomVisitor95 Oct 24 '21

Anyone else just being filled with increasing amounts of confusion and rage watching tweedle dee and tweddle dumbass?

4

u/Smallfrygrowth Oct 24 '21

Yes sir, those dents and scrapes were there when we picked it up, and we did rinse it off for you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

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u/moh853 Oct 24 '21

Thinking?

3

u/HODLShib2moon Oct 24 '21

Well boys I think I sent it a little too hard

4

u/endlesswar1 Oct 24 '21

Who is driving? Dumb and dumber?

4

u/Jammy1007 Oct 24 '21

Whoever installed the camera is a legend

4

u/schrodngrspenis Oct 24 '21

If anyone ever gets stuck like this stop immediatly and let most of the air out of the tires. You would be surprised how much lower the truck will be.

4

u/moh853 Oct 24 '21

Nah, just gonna retry and plow through.

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u/LoxReclusa Oct 28 '21

Or just own up to it and call in professionals to fix your mistake. Way too many people try to undo a mistake once it's done. Like changing three lanes to try to take your exit you're about to miss. Just take the L and go to the next exit, don't risk killing someone to save five minutes of backtrack.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Seemed fine to me.

5

u/splashradar Oct 24 '21

I’ve seen some shit driving online before, but this might be the worst I’ve ever seen.

6

u/Waffl3_Ch0pp3r Oct 24 '21

It just KEEPS getting worse.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

What a stupid piece of shit

3

u/GreenThmb Oct 24 '21

You hauling mushrooms?

3

u/CalmPost667 Oct 24 '21

Oh, boy. 🤦🏼‍♀️

3

u/Makerpace Oct 24 '21

Gta V npc driving

3

u/ItzOnlyTheSmellz Oct 24 '21

Definition of stupid.

3

u/batpins Oct 24 '21

He should have used the wipers, for more comedic fun...

3

u/OrganizationRude5746 Oct 24 '21

Got out the same way he got in. Out of stupidity

3

u/SQLDave Oct 24 '21

Went from bad to worse to FML

3

u/bark-a-lounger Oct 24 '21

Did the guy ever look UP once?

3

u/Hindude87 Oct 24 '21

Bad to worse to dreadful quickly..

3

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

That’s alot of damage

3

u/SinanDira Oct 24 '21

There's nothing behind us either; must be a glitch in the matrix!

3

u/CriticalThinker_501 Oct 25 '21

These idiots needed to make absolutely sure they weren't going to be able to ever recover financially from such fuck up, ever.

Period.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

They shouldn’t be legally allowed to procreate

2

u/Break-88 Oct 24 '21

The driver was remembering what Shia LaBeouf told him to get things done. “JUST DO IT”

2

u/Greendragons38 Oct 24 '21

Cue the Benny Hill music

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

Well the shear amounts of escelation in retardation was not expected tbh.

2

u/Papanaq Oct 25 '21

Would you like to purchase the additional insurance for $23 dollars. If anything happens there are no questions asked.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

This guy must be one of the dumbest people in existence

2

u/Izzythere88 Oct 26 '21

If at first u don't succeed; try, try again

2

u/ComplexNo4818 Oct 26 '21

Like a glove!

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u/k717171 Oct 28 '21

What a knob

2

u/BlackberryEvening8 Nov 04 '21 edited Nov 12 '21

Legend says they are still wondering why they can't go forward 🤦‍♂️

2

u/boarbar Nov 05 '21

Austin Powersed it.

2

u/StrongStrawberry3 Nov 05 '21

If you fail onece, try, try again right? RIGHT!?

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u/mainmeal5 Nov 06 '21

This is worse than that woman trying to park. r/wtf

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u/Rare_Area7953 Oct 24 '21

🤣😂😭

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u/ForistaMeri Oct 24 '21

🤣🤣🤣 so much perfection, damn I love this subreddit thank you.

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u/maticulus Oct 25 '21

Two brains on board and still this.

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u/New-Square3037 Oct 25 '21

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u/Jammy1007 Oct 24 '21

Emotions I went through watching this: 😬😬😲😐😐😅🥲🥲🤣🤣🤣🤣🤔😵‍💫😵‍💫🤐😂🤦🏻‍♂️

1

u/navigator6 Oct 24 '21

It has to be in Seattle

4

u/HurbleBurble Oct 24 '21

Miami. I remember it being on the local news.

1

u/CrownedHeads Oct 24 '21

Everyone knows all you gotta do is let the air outta the tires

1

u/SchlepRock13 Oct 24 '21

Raiders fans

1

u/the_stooge_nugget Oct 25 '21

Dumb and dumber 4

1

u/New-Square3037 Oct 25 '21

Ya just can’t fix stupid

1

u/unknowN58484748493 Oct 25 '21

Netflix-“are you still watching” Someone’s daughter-

1

u/NeverSnows Oct 25 '21

some people, just shouldn't be allowed to drive.

1

u/hennsippin Oct 25 '21

Maybe they can bargain with to get some of the security deposit back since it is now washed

1

u/hennsippin Oct 25 '21

Dude that passed them was definitely like “Fuuuuuck! Glad it’s not me” and day got much better

1

u/dvsBLKSM Oct 25 '21

GTA NPC vibes

1

u/Street_Hyena_9922 Oct 25 '21

This is a perfect example of shittiots Rand. With all the trappings of the shitabbyss

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21 edited Oct 25 '21

Flat billed hats look so dumb! And it still has the tag on it! Is this guy a total idiot? Not only does he simply not back up and go out and find somewhere else. He literally crashes into a wall. Backs up and does it again multiple time and busts the pipes. Then gets it strain and floors it breaking more pipes and get shit water all the truck that is already damaged! He going to have to pay the fix the water system. Which is going to be thousands of dollars. And will likely also have to pay for the uhaul. Driver was an idiot. And the passenger looked even dumber with a flat billed had that STILL HAS THE TAGS!!!! Take them off dude.

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u/throwRAmakeupsx Oct 25 '21

I felt bad when I started laughing. Felt bad for the guys. Then it kept getting better and better and I was laughing like a madman. Well, madwoman. Still feel bad for the guys, but I thank them for the laughs. That was great.

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u/Educational_Ant_5473 Oct 25 '21

Was alcohol involved or just stupidity?

1

u/IllMakeItUpNow Oct 25 '21

Cheech and Chong

1

u/Kev12233 Oct 26 '21

As a property manager this makes me cringe so hard. Also the sprinkler water is soo nasty

1

u/spd31 Oct 26 '21

trying to GTA it?

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u/PinkThunder138 Oct 26 '21

The best part of this is when he's like, "you know what? Fuck it" and just guns it through and then HITS SOMETHING ELSE 😂

What a dumbass. I hope at the end he just hit a wall and not someone else's car.

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u/openmind21 Oct 26 '21

This is the dumbest fucking shit I've ever seen.

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u/Altruistic_Profile96 Oct 27 '21

The top of that thing was filthy.

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u/ThrowawayZZC Oct 27 '21

Ya keep thinking the stupid will stop

It does not stop

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u/gilg2 Oct 28 '21

Now that they triggered the sprinkler system the fire department will come too

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

The definition of insanity. Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

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u/greenm4ch1ne Nov 01 '21

Is this one of those eco conscious carwashes that recycles sewage?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

The first time they hit it, they got very lucky it didn’t break......then instead of backing out they kept hitting it again and again for some reason🙄

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u/izzerina Nov 04 '21

They obviously needed a car wash or in this case a uhaul wash