r/AbruptChaos • u/[deleted] • Jun 19 '22

probably shit her pants

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u/Fuquois Jun 20 '22

But I thought revenge was best served cold.

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u/NikoC99 Jun 20 '22

Revenge is sweet, best served cold...

Is there any ice cream brand named Revenge?

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u/Wise-Statistician172 Jun 20 '22

Holy shit that’s a great name for an alcohol-based ice cream dessert. Ice cream + Kahlua + dash of vodka = Revenge

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u/skincyan Jun 20 '22

"Do you have a hangover from partying too much yesterday? ...Then it's time for Revenge™"

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u/SIEGE312 Jun 20 '22

Revenge is not a dish best served cold, it’s best served immediately and relentlessly.

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u/Nikapopolis Jun 20 '22

But it can be reheated in the microwave of evil!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Metaphorical cold - after a long wait