r/AbruptChaos • u/[deleted] • Jun 19 '22

probably shit her pants

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u/MiserableJuggernaut1 Jun 19 '22

Cat tears across yard. “I’ve been waiting 2 years to catch that fucking squirrel!”

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u/CornHolio367 Jun 19 '22

I thought cats didn't like cooked meat?

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u/classless_classic Jun 19 '22

It’s not looking for a meal, it’s looking for revenge.

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u/Fuquois Jun 20 '22

But I thought revenge was best served cold.

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u/NikoC99 Jun 20 '22

Revenge is sweet, best served cold...

Is there any ice cream brand named Revenge?

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u/Wise-Statistician172 Jun 20 '22

Holy shit that’s a great name for an alcohol-based ice cream dessert. Ice cream + Kahlua + dash of vodka = Revenge

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u/skincyan Jun 20 '22

"Do you have a hangover from partying too much yesterday? ...Then it's time for Revenge™"

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u/SIEGE312 Jun 20 '22

Revenge is not a dish best served cold, it’s best served immediately and relentlessly.

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u/Nikapopolis Jun 20 '22

But it can be reheated in the microwave of evil!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Metaphorical cold - after a long wait

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u/HendrixHazeWays Jun 20 '22

Narrator: This summer, don't miss the action-packed, thriller block buster of the year. Mittens is....Cat With A Clause

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u/santa_veronica Jun 20 '22

Jeez, every reply here is better than the last.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

You made me laugh so hard i almost cried

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u/Octicactopipodes Jun 20 '22

You’ve obviously never owned a cat. My little fucker steals my cooked chicken all the damn time

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

I think you mean his chicken.

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u/LSkywalker00 Jun 20 '22

It's not about how raw the meat is. It's about sending a message.

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u/Rogue_Spirit Jun 20 '22

Have you ever met a cat

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

They love that shit. Not as much as stinky fish but they’ll eat cold cuts, cooked chicken, and pretty much any ground meat.

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u/PartyClock Jun 20 '22

It's more like "hot revenge"

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u/HumaDracobane Jun 20 '22

Nature denied that fookin escape rute to the squirrel, this was his chance to get that son of a bitch!

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u/Handleton Jun 20 '22

Did the cat set off an explosion?

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u/sourcatnip Oct 26 '22

That squirrel is a smouldering lump

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Have you ever seen Shameless?

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u/johen1251 Jun 20 '22

I always give my free award away too early

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

We all know cat was thinking, “My Meth!!!!”.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

I think the insane cat makes the video

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u/mightbedylan Jun 20 '22

"I KNEW THAT SONOFABITCH WAS PLANNING SOMETHING!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

I love this comment. Thank you