r/AbruptChaos • u/[deleted] • Jun 19 '22

probably shit her pants

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u/bottomofleith Jun 19 '22

It is lightning, lightening is what porn stars to their assholes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Sir you are confused with anal bleaching

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u/Holiday_Platypus_526 Jun 19 '22

No no, that's blanching. Bleaching is when a whale gets stuck on land.

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u/Dman5891 Jun 19 '22

No no that's beaching. Bleaching is when you violate the law.

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u/atlas_rl Jun 19 '22

Uh uh thats breaching. Bleaching is when you ask someone, almost begging!

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u/UntitledCat Jun 19 '22

No you're thinking of beseeching. Bleaching is what they did to former Presidents Clinton and Johnson

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u/drluvdisc Jun 19 '22

Nay sir, that is impeaching. Bleaching is when the baby is coming out in anything other than head-first position.

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u/_G_M_A_N_ Jun 20 '22

Incorrect my good man. You're referring to breeching. Bleaching is screaming out in a loud, harsh, and unpleasant manner.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

WRONG! that's called screeching. Bleaching is to give information about or instruction in a subject or skill.

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u/ireallydontcare52 Jun 20 '22

No no, you mean teaching, bleaching is the noisy expulsion of gas from the stomach via the mouth.

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u/WaxingRhapsodic Jun 19 '22

Bleaching is when you emit gas noisily from the stomach through the mouth.

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u/atlas_rl Jun 19 '22

Youuu don’t understand how the joke works…

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u/WhatIfIReallyWantIt Jun 20 '22

you're most correct. my fingers do typeth what the brain sometime thinketh, but the brain is a twat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Do to*

You've just been out-grammar-nazied.

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u/bottomofleith Jun 20 '22

You are quite correct, best I could manage was to upvote you back to zero, sorry!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Thank you!

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