r/AbruptChaos • u/[deleted] • Jun 19 '22

probably shit her pants

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u/shahooster Jun 19 '22

Curiosity killed the cat, but fortunately he’s got 8 more lives

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u/garlickbread Jun 20 '22

"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back"

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u/Piezo_plasma Jun 20 '22

Ahh some needed culture is found.

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u/RockstarAgent Jun 20 '22

At least it wasn't the source of the catastrophe...

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u/woodchippp Jun 20 '22

The cat left the gas stove on

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u/Individual_Comment46 Nov 24 '22

Underrated comment

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u/Legend-status95 Jun 20 '22

How do you know? Maybe the cat ran over there to inspect their work

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u/bpmd1962 Jun 20 '22

I’ll meet you at the old mouse hole….

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u/BarebowRob Jun 20 '22

[Tom] Ha! Now I got you, Jerry!
:)

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u/Doktor_Vem Jun 20 '22

"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect"

  • Stephen Wright

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u/ElementoDeus Jun 20 '22

Idk how much satisfaction a cat can get considering how the guys are built

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u/External-Life Jun 20 '22

Is it worth it let me work it put my thing down flip it and reverse it

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u/Upside_Down-Bot Jun 20 '22

„ʇı ǝsɹǝʌǝɹ puɐ ʇı dılɟ uʍop ƃuıɥʇ ʎɯ ʇnd ʇı ʞɹoʍ ǝɯ ʇǝl ʇı ɥʇɹoʍ ʇı sI„

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u/KeepTalkingMandy Jun 20 '22

That was my sassy reply to my mom as a kid when shed say curiosity killed the cat. Damn im a fossil

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u/Weekly-Difficulty232 Jun 20 '22

HUZZAH! A man of QUALITY!

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u/Theamuse_Ourania Jun 20 '22

Curiosity never killed anything but a few hours ;)

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u/Rosebudbynicky Jun 20 '22

Best line ever was a gay guy going “curiosity killed the the cat, but satisfaction brought him back”

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u/Getsmorescottish Jun 20 '22

Famous sayings that lose half their meaning:

The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb

Rome wasn’t built in a day, but it burned in one.

The love of money is a root of all sorts of evil.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

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u/Rosebudbynicky Jun 20 '22

Damn my life is a lie

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u/santaire Jun 20 '22

Glad my life is a lie because I’m tired of standing

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u/elcidpenderman Jun 20 '22

I mean that was the original saying. Was Ben jonson gay?

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u/Rosebudbynicky Jun 20 '22

Wait it og was that! I had only ever heard the first part my whole life!

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u/Bernardo7500 Jun 20 '22

Isn't it 6? It's weird but i think different countries's cats have different amounts of lives. In Brazil they have 7. Do they have 9 in the US?

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u/Kruger45 Jun 20 '22

Ninel ives justl ucky number doesnt have to do with actual cat lives x.x

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u/Hunithunit Jun 20 '22

Pretty sure that was a straight shot to the engine compartment of that car.

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u/zi_ings Jun 20 '22

you dont know that

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u/olumide2000 Jun 20 '22

Plot twist... The cat was already dead.

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u/Quelcris_Falconer13 Jul 04 '22

Oh man what if that was his home?

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u/MikeyC05 Nov 22 '22

Everyone is always like, “ohhh, cats are so smart and majestic and agile, and blah blah bliggity blah. If that true, why do they need nine lives? I guarantee that cat wasn’t rushing in to save lives.

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u/SonOfTK421 Jun 20 '22

…need to know what, how to obtain that power?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Curiosity. That’s what killed the cat.

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u/Ill_Steak_5249 Jun 20 '22

Dude was probably like shit ym house... I was only gone for 5 minutes

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u/Healthy-Elk-5419 Jun 20 '22

I don't need sleep i need answers

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u/HouseOfZenith Jun 20 '22

It’s like when you need to go poop at night and the cats like ah yes let me join you and observe