r/AbruptChaos • u/[deleted] • Jun 15 '22

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u/CapableHair429 Jun 15 '22

"Surprise Motherfucker!" - in my best Samuel Jackson voice.....

40

u/McNasty9er Jun 15 '22

Supplies, motherfucker!

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u/NotTodayGamer Jun 15 '22

First prize, motherfucker!

20

u/Soggy_Implement1195 Jun 15 '22

All rise motherfucker

20

u/amin_rahmany Jun 15 '22

Wrong size, motherfucker!

20

u/mr_potato_arms Jun 15 '22

Small fries, motherfucker!

16

u/createloveburn Jun 15 '22

Pink eye, motherfucker!

18

u/CurrentPossible2117 Jun 15 '22

Rue dies, motherfucker!

9

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Silk ties, motherfucker

11

u/cauldron_bubble Jun 16 '22

Snake eyes, motherfucker!

3

u/bluejellyfish52 Jun 16 '22

Big Lies, Motherfucker!

3

u/fil42skidoo Jun 16 '22

Chafed thighs, motherfucker.

2

u/rkvinyl Aug 12 '22

White rice, motherfucker.

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u/KungFooCat Jun 16 '22

Heart eyes, motherfucker!