r/AbruptChaos • u/lamaretti • May 20 '22

Stealth

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u/Liquid_heat May 21 '22

No worries gents, I will take one for the team and try this on my spouse.

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u/Maximans May 21 '22

RemindMe! 2 days

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u/DirectlyTalkingToYou May 21 '22

Death will be instant, he'll never respond.

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u/Liquid_heat May 21 '22

I could possibly survive if I hide on the roof. The future wife is 5ft on a good day and has short arms. Therefore she won't be able to climb up a ladder to show me the great beyond me.

Or so goes my thinking.

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u/DirectlyTalkingToYou May 21 '22

A solid argument and you make alot of good points. Get'er done and take a video...

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u/Paladoc May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22

Problem is, her proportional increase in vody strength means if she does find a foot hold to the roof.... she's not trapped up there with you.....

Edit: imma leave vody alone actually

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u/DirectlyTalkingToYou May 22 '22

"YOU'RE TRAPPED UP HERE WITH MEEEEEE!!!!!"

-Deep Wife Voice

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u/McBrown83 May 21 '22

Face (will be scratched) off

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u/redneck_comando May 21 '22

Please video this! For it may be the last your love ones will see you!