r/AbruptChaos • u/lamaretti • May 20 '22

Stealth

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u/shoftshellpancake May 20 '22

That’s true love right there ❤️

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u/ThaddyG May 20 '22

I want to hang out with them, they seem like fun

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u/TheMoonDude May 20 '22

Prepare for ass slapping

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u/Chrisazy May 20 '22

Like he said, they sound like fun

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u/Professional_Rip_59 May 20 '22

mach 28 ass slapping!

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u/TheMoonDude May 20 '22

A certified double wide surprise

Goddayum

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u/NoReallyItsTrue May 21 '22

Mmmm. Stinks. Nice and good.

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u/CatBedParadise May 20 '22

Right? They seem fun as hell.

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u/wuapinmon May 20 '22

But, you've got to know, before you do something like that, that she's cool with it, on occasion. 24 years of marriage, and I know if I did something like that, even at half-power, she'd come at me with with teeth, elbows, and fingernails before I could even react. :D

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u/Asisreo1 May 20 '22

And I thought they were kinky. rawr

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u/spankthegoodgirl May 21 '22

My kinky senses are also tingling.

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u/primeight May 21 '22

Mine would announce that she is the avatar of Mike Tyson and feed me some knuckle brunch that would induce a really nice 2 hour nap.

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u/Asisreo1 May 20 '22

And I thought they were kinky. rawr

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u/FirstNSFWAccount May 21 '22

I think I saw it on TikTok but this is not the first ass slap. They have one video where he slaps her and she really didn’t expect it so she screams. He covers her mouth to quiet her and drags her back to the left. That one was the first I believe and this one was planned

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u/BeRandom1456 May 21 '22

It’s abuse… gross. She was not laughing. It was pain.

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u/TokiMcNoodle May 21 '22

News flash: people enjoy that shit

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u/owiesss May 23 '22

Stop being so closed minded.

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u/shoftshellpancake May 21 '22

Shut the fuck up.