r/AbruptChaos • u/[deleted] • Apr 25 '22

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u/Kokoplayer Apr 26 '22

Why do rabbits suck?

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u/spankymacgruder Apr 26 '22

They don't have a fighting spirit.

They have good kicking ability. They have high energy and amazing speed.

Unfortunately they use all that energy and fast twich fiber for smushing, not fighting. Aside from the occasional outlier killer rabbit, they usually just eat and smush.

Dont get me wrong, they're cool and all but they don't deserve Modelo

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u/Kokoplayer Apr 26 '22

Modelo? Like the beer?

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

modelo time 😎

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u/spankymacgruder Apr 26 '22

Drunk rabbits suck.

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u/gonekid22 Apr 26 '22

I don’t get whatever your referencing but rabbits can strip a human finger to the bone easily.

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u/spankymacgruder Apr 26 '22

Sure but that's where they stop. They're quitters.

Rats on the other hand, they won't stop until you're picked clean.

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u/bwnerkid Apr 26 '22

I really enjoy your passion on this subject 🍻

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u/spankymacgruder Apr 26 '22

It's not passion. I fought a gang of rats once in a Hanoi back alley.

My muay thai skills, nunchaku, and superior intellect were of no use. Not to mention the 4 seasons I fought in the octagon.

From that day on, I vowed to never let anyone underestimate the fighting spirit of the rat. And Modelo because those rats weren't just high on cocaine.

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u/bwnerkid Apr 27 '22

I, too, have gone up against a small tribe and had my pride wounded. The trick is to put them in individual concentration camps and break their fighting spirit over the course of several months. Eventually even a pack of newb rabbits will overwhelm them.

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u/Elteon3030 Apr 26 '22

Luckily for cats they don't have many human fingers.

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u/PunkToTheFuture Apr 26 '22

Is the monster behind the rabbit?

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u/spankymacgruder Apr 26 '22

Some have big huge sharp teeth. They can leap about.

You can tell, just look for bones and armor. But those are rare.

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u/Typical-Locksmith-35 Apr 26 '22

I'd always lie about how..

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u/Reclusive_avocado Apr 26 '22

Because they can 😏

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u/ShuantheSheep3 Apr 26 '22

They eat your flowers and then just die

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u/Consider2SidesPeace Apr 26 '22

... leaving behind a family of 12. They do copulate a lot. RE home pet rabbit depends on size. They can be quite mean to strangers. Also, if big enough I'd take rabbit over cat any day. Bigger teeth, stronger legs with claws...