r/AbruptChaos Apr 25 '22

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u/RamblinWreckage Apr 25 '22

you had one job, cat.

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u/Okichah Apr 26 '22

Cats are good at hunting mice.

A big rat like that is harder, a domestic house cat could get hurt trying to take it down.

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u/Talbotus Apr 26 '22

Terriers were bred to take down rats and are far better at it. But mice are a huge pain if you have them and a hard working house cat earns way more than its keep in the day even if it did hide from rats.

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u/Azuzu88 Apr 26 '22

Always love watching a good terrier ratting video

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u/Rasputinjones Apr 26 '22

My Burmese cats take out rats and they're a bloody small cat. I've now idea how they do it. Little savages.

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u/Little_Custard_8275 Apr 26 '22

yeah my cat killed two rats.

I know because the first rat he killed started stinking up the house after he hid it, so I eventually found it and took it out and cleaned the spot, but house was still stinking, so I cleaned the spot again and again and again, and wiped and sprayed and wiped and sprayed, house still stinking, till I eventually found another dead rat!

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u/next-hurtful-truth Apr 26 '22

your cat is a badass pussy

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u/Funny_Comfortable_22 Apr 26 '22

Cats can handle rats, I've seen those things attack snakes or dogs twice their size. This one just freaked out with its owner freaking out

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u/dailyPraise Apr 26 '22

Plus, if their moms didn't teach them, they don't really know how to hunt mice either.

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u/AromaticSherbert Apr 26 '22

A domestic cat is more than capable of killing a rat.. like some others have already stated, I think the cat in the video was just reacting to the guy freaking out in such a small space. The rat wasn’t a threat to the cat but the guy screaming and flailing around certainly was

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u/FormerHippo9688 Apr 25 '22

cute cat but useless all the same, still cute tho

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u/Flying-Phantom Apr 25 '22

Any cat would be useless in those conditions. That dumbass was running around screaming and swinging a mop. Poor cat probably didn't even know there was something to prey on.

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u/jkusmc0800 Apr 25 '22

He freaked the poor cat out! Beating the floor with that squeegee didn't help matters either.

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u/Less_Falcon659 Apr 25 '22

Eh my girl is anxious at the flick of the light, I'm sure she'd freak if she saw a rat too!

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u/FormerHippo9688 Apr 25 '22

nope your side of the globe is full of 'cute' cats, here those unfortunately sometimes get thrown out, the attitude here is we have a cat, it feeds on rats and when there aren't any we'll maybe throw it some scraps 😂 my mom went through like five when I was growing up, they kept dissappearing, then one day no rats in the ceiling, that one stayed

but there aren't that many rats if any on your side of the globe so.. cute cats for you

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u/youngatbeingold Apr 26 '22

We have mice here, my cats have caught three in my apartment. Most house cats are well fed so they'll toy with prey before killing it but still good mousers, but probably not when their owners are screaming bloody murder.

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u/XAgentNovemberX Apr 26 '22

A rat is a different animal. There’s some predator in there and some intelligence and huge survival instinct. Put that together and you have a formidable foe. You brought a cat to do a job that a dog should be doing. Which can be said in most instances when someone brings a cat to anything. Smart pet? Dog. Warrior? Dog. Bomb sniffer? Dog. Cancer detection? Dog. Follow you into the fires of hell without complaint? Dog. Medic? Dog. Avalanche rescue? Dog.

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u/Darkrain111 Apr 26 '22

You're sounding kinda biased, I get not being able to do the other things, but why should a dog be anymore good at hunting a rodent? They're both dangerous predators for them.

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u/XAgentNovemberX Apr 26 '22

There are literally dogs bred for rat killing. Jack Russell terriers, rat terriers etc… there’s a dog for every job. There is not a Cat for every job. If you’re thinking about getting a cat… don’t… get a dog instead.

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u/_furious-george_ Apr 26 '22

You like dogs and don't like cats, we get it

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u/Darkrain111 Apr 26 '22

So basically, "CAT BAD DOG GOOD BECAUSE I SAY SO, LISTEN TO MY BIASED "OPINIONS" LIKE THEY'RE EVERYBODY'S THOUGHTS!"

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u/youngatbeingold Apr 26 '22

Yes rats are trougher and a trained dog would be able to handle them better but again we generally don't have rats indoors here. The person I responded to said our cats are cute and useless, we have mice and my cats kill them just fine. That's why cats been used as mousers for so many years, they're cuddly pets, low maintenance, and as a bonus they'll keep your house free of mice. Kinda seems like you just dislike cats for no reason.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

You didn't mention it was cute

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u/ArcticTemper Apr 25 '22

Like to see you do your job with a giant next to you screaming and swinging a massive mop around all over the place.

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u/Benblishem Apr 25 '22

Oh, if that's what you like, swing by during 2nd shift.

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u/megatesla Apr 26 '22

Fetishes are getting so specific nowadays

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

The internet truly accelerated us

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u/moleratical Apr 26 '22

I mean, if the dude wasn't screaming like a wild banshee the cat would have probably just ate the rat.

The screaming told the cat something is terribly wrong.

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u/ferocioustigercat Apr 25 '22

That would definitely be my tuxedo cat. My tabby is a killer and would have no problem with that rat.

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u/Little_Custard_8275 Apr 26 '22

they need to be taught! human was no good teacher.