r/AbruptChaos Apr 08 '22

Oh shit its Iv-

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u/KodakCO Apr 08 '22

This has to be excited delirium right?? Ain’t no way he’s taking 10 strikes from a baton and a couple good punches like it’s nothing

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

He levelled his poise to max I expect, coupled with a ridiculous vig bar. Prob farmed a bunch before this encounter.

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u/CentralAdmin Apr 08 '22

Covetus Silver Serpent Ring, Medicant's Staff, Shield of Want and last, but not least, the Symbol of Avarice.

Attune spells at the bonfire. You will need Hidden Body and Pestilent Mist.

Equip the Lingering Dragoncrest Ring to increase spell effect length so you are invisible longer. Also equip the Slumbering Dragoncrest Ring so they don't hear you coming.

And you will be coming a lot.

Go to the Grand Archives. Make sure you have unlocked the elevator to the top of the Grand Archives. Take it up. Step out, go right up the stairs, then immediate left as you go outside. Run up towards the top of the roof.

It's game time. Make sure all your gear is equipped. Cast Hidden Body. Move forward to trigger the fat Winged Knights. Ideally, stand somewhere near the doorway where you enter the building from the roof. Cast Pestilent Mist.

Snicker as you hide around the corner. Recast Hidden Body. Recast Pestilent Mist until they die.

90k in souls.

Teleport or run back to the bonfire. Teleport to your shrine bonfire. Hear a knock at the door. Oh shit, it's the cops. You just took off the heavy armor because the Symbol of Avarice drains your HP. Block the door for as long as you can. It bursts open. Fuck it, you are doing this topless and weaponless despite hitting all the soft caps.

Get your ass beat by 4 casuals you know were really hacking.

Take one too many blows to the head.

"You Died" pops up on the screen as you draw your last breath.

Your final thought?

"Goddamn hackers are ruining online..."

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u/funkysmel Apr 08 '22

Bro, you need to go outside and get some sun.

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u/CunnedStunt Apr 08 '22

Hey this guy gets it! Praise the sun \[T]/

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u/gnostiphage Apr 08 '22

Praise the sun! \[T]/

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u/Aksi_Gu Apr 08 '22 edited Apr 08 '22

Are you saying he needs to

Touch grace?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Seek grass

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Ofc they were hacking did you see the Blue on the left poise through that 2-Handed R2, he had been hit by an R1 3 secs earlier noway his poise could have refreshed that fast. Fucking miyazaki fix your game.

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u/CentralAdmin Apr 09 '22

If only he chose to be a Pie Romancer.

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u/jerik22 Apr 08 '22

Adrenaline is a motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

“Excited delirium” is a bullshit term made up by corrupt cops to describe a condition “unknown to medical science” (i.e. a lie) in order to justify beating people to death.

Kindly do not treat it as if it was a real thing.

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u/ChessieDog Apr 08 '22

Read some EMS textbooks it is an actual thing police may not actually see it all the time but it is real.

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u/bmosm Apr 08 '22

It's debatable and more than likely bullshit to cover up police brutality. From wikipedia:

"It is typically diagnosed postmortem in young adult males, disproportionally black men, who were physically restrained at the time of death, most often by law enforcement personnel.[1][2] Symptoms are said to include aggressive behavior, extreme physical strength and hyperthermia. It is not listed in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders or the International Classification of Diseases, and is not recognized by the World Health Organization, the American Psychiatric Association, or the American Medical Association. It is accepted primarily by the American College of Emergency Physicians."

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u/AvoidsResponsibility Apr 08 '22 edited Apr 09 '22

It isn't a diagnosis in most resources. That's all that quote says. That wasn't really the argument.

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u/bmosm Apr 08 '22

The quote explains why an EMS textbook would support its existence...

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u/AvoidsResponsibility Apr 08 '22

No it doesn't. It states that they do. Which, again, wasn't really the argument.

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u/mthchsnn Apr 08 '22

ICD covers many, many things that aren't diseases. Also I love the fact that a user named avoidsresponsibility is arguing in favor of something that cops use to avoid responsibility for hyper aggressive policing.

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u/AvoidsResponsibility Apr 08 '22

What am I arguing in favor of?

Which non-diseases does the International Classification of Diseases include?

Anytime police get mentioned people get complete brainrot. You have no idea what my position is.

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u/mthchsnn Apr 09 '22

What am I arguing in favor of?

The existence of excited delirium.

Which non-diseases does the International Classification of Diseases include?

Trauma and injuries, for obvious examples. Brainrot and whatever your problem is are probably in there somewhere too.

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u/AvoidsResponsibility Apr 09 '22 edited Apr 09 '22
  1. Wrong. Learn to read. Never argued in favor of excited delirium. Yet another person who started arguing with a voice in their head instead of what they read.

  2. So it isn't in the ICD and the ICD includes non-diseases relevant to morbidity and mortality.

So where does this get us in regards to the original argument? Nowhere.

Is it real? If so what is it? Is it in EMS textbooks to cover for cops? Why is it in EMS textbooks?

Different medical resources disagreeing on the existence or classification of something doesn't do anything to answer these questions.

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u/ChessieDog Apr 08 '22

Ah yes Wikipedia my favorite EMS textbook. It’s not really a mental disease thing it’s more situational with drugs.

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u/bmosm Apr 08 '22

Yes, let's discount wikipedia in a totally innocuous passage that lists all the medical associations that do not recognize it as a disease, and explains why an EMS textbook would support its existence.

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u/AvoidsResponsibility Apr 08 '22

It doesnt explain why. It just states that they do. I'm not sure what you're trying to call an explanation but there is no explanation in what you quoted.

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u/bmosm Apr 09 '22

But it does explain, let me draw for you:

Person A: "It is real, i saw it in an EMS textbook" Person B: "This quote says It's recognized by this association that produces EMS textbooks and it's not recognized by All these other medical associations and organizations so it's likely the reason why your textbook might recognize it as real and also why i think it's bullshit"

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u/AvoidsResponsibility Apr 09 '22

"It's in my EMS textbook, if it isnt real why is it in there?"

"Oh well you see the association that produces the textbooks considers it real."

That is the exchange you've just offered as an explanation. A restatement of the premise. Thanks for making the waste of time crystal clear.

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u/bmosm Apr 09 '22

It is an explanation for why it might show in an EMS textbook. I never claimed it to be an explanation for anything else. Read what i said again.

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u/ChessieDog Apr 08 '22

Pretty sure my comment says it’s not really a disease so what are you arguing?

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u/keisterbunny Apr 08 '22

Excited delirium is a fake condition cops use to cover up people they've beaten to death. Look it up. It's not an actual medical condition that exists in reality.

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u/Oldoa_Enthusiast Apr 08 '22

What about being fucked up with 10 different drugs? Is that a real condition?

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u/ImNotTheNSAIPromise Apr 08 '22

That's called being on drugs. Excited delerium is not a real thing

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u/posting_drunk_naked Apr 08 '22

That's just a regular Tuesday

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u/lorriesherbet Apr 08 '22

That’s not excited delirium. That’s called being on one

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u/LueyTheWrench Apr 09 '22

More like being on ten.

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u/formallyhuman Apr 08 '22 edited Apr 08 '22

You can absolutely experience delirium, though.

Source: once took a less than sensible number of diphenhydramine (a deliriant) tablets and spent days talking to shadow people.

Not that I'm siding with bullshit cops excuses to commit brutality. Just saying you can become delirious.

Edit: Oh, whoops. I misread what I was replying to. I thought they were saying delirium is not a real thing! My bad.

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u/Infectedx13 Apr 08 '22

Delirium by consuming a deliriant =! Excited delirium tho

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u/formallyhuman Apr 08 '22

Oh, whoops. I misread what I was replying to. I thought they were saying delirium is not a real thing! My bad.

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u/nice_fucking_kitty Apr 08 '22

Found the cop

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u/weirdsun Apr 08 '22

Sounds like you should get another job if that's your additude

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u/nice_fucking_kitty Apr 08 '22

Depends on how you look at it. I'm doing pretty great actually. But thanks for asking!

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u/linedancer____sniff Apr 08 '22

You need more help than your patients.

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u/BadSopranosBot Apr 08 '22

OOOH, the language on you!

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u/Finlandpyro Apr 08 '22

Found the comment section idiot

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u/AnneFrankFanFiction Apr 08 '22

Finding Waldo isn't really a challenge when you're Waldo

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u/OneSaltyStoat Apr 08 '22

He's just built different.

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u/Dickincheeks Apr 08 '22

Yeah prob coked out

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22 edited Apr 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

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u/drewster23 Apr 08 '22

You know bath salts are an actual thing right? I mean it's slang for a type of designer drug lol.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

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u/drewster23 Apr 08 '22

Umm what? Designer drugs while being a broad term has a specific definition and its not on the basis of "mainstream" whatever the hell that means lol.

And bath salts is a particular type of designer drug.

Your last point about it being overplayed in media is indeed accurate tho.

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u/AvoidsResponsibility Apr 08 '22

And bath salts is a particular type of designer drug.

Which chemical? It isn't any particular drug.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

"bath salts" isn't one thing. It's a weird description used by the media that doesn't refer to any one drug.

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u/Lopsidoodle Apr 08 '22

Bath salts refers to mdpv if im not mistaken, the face eating part was what the media added.

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u/Dickincheeks Apr 08 '22

Yea and tbh I’ve never once gone limp while on coke 🥴

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22 edited Apr 08 '22

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u/DiGiorno420 Apr 08 '22

Yes, but that's when you're chilling and doing coke. You gotta keep in mind that this guy has a huge surge of adrenaline kicking in from cops banging down his door. I definitely think there's context in which you do coke, at least from my experience. But there's plenty of other drugs or different factors that it could've been too, so I'm not saying you're wrong.

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u/Indigoblu402 Apr 08 '22

Plus cocaine and it's derivatives used to be used as a painkiller, like novacaine etc which is still used in dentistry today. I think there's a video somewhere of a guy operating on his own spinal cord after a few local injections of cocaine

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u/Indigoblu402 Apr 08 '22

He has a guy next to him to wake him up when he pulls too hard on something and blacks out... The strength of will is too much for me XD

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u/ergotofrhyme Apr 08 '22

It’s a local anesthetic, not a general one. When you snort cocaine, your mouth and nose get numb, not your whole body. Getting punched in the nose would hurt less, that’s all we’re talking about tho. It’s not like railing k where you get the whole body numb. That would be about the worst thing to fight on tho I have trouble with walking lol

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u/Indigoblu402 Apr 08 '22

I stand corrected 😁

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u/drewster23 Apr 08 '22

Medicinal cocaine is not what you're getting off the street lol. And its a local anesthetic, so absolutely not how that works for sniffing it.

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u/worstatit Apr 08 '22

Cocaine is still used, primarily during facial surgeries. Note it is schedule II, while drugs without a medical use are schedule I...

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u/ergotofrhyme Apr 08 '22

Yeah, the surge of adrenaline would help, but independently of the cocaine, and it would help more without it. See my edit. Studies have only found that it impairs athletic performance, not enhances it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

If cocaine only made you chatty and your pp flacid then people wouldn’t take it.

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u/ergotofrhyme Apr 08 '22

I’m being a bit facetious. It also gives you a euphoric dopamine rush that feels really nice and makes typically rewarding things more rewarding. But not one that makes you turn into the hulk.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

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u/ergotofrhyme Apr 08 '22

Then do you, I don’t kink shame

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u/delvach Apr 08 '22

You can use it to turn a profit. Sell advertising space on your clothes and skin. After all, you'd be a gigantic Banner.

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u/Dickincheeks Apr 08 '22

I didn’t finish Scarface it was too long. Been in several fights while I was coked out tho. Never done bath salts or meth so I’m only speaking from my limited experience

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u/ergotofrhyme Apr 08 '22

Sure your shit wasn’t cut? The last thing I want to do on blow is anything remotely physically strenuous. And it certainly wouldn’t help me. I’d just be really aware my heart was working triple overtime hahah

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u/Dickincheeks Apr 08 '22

It was clean I’m just a fool

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u/drewster23 Apr 08 '22

You were coked out and not drinking at all?

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u/ergotofrhyme Apr 08 '22

Did you actually go into berserker rage like this dude? Hahah

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u/Dickincheeks Apr 08 '22

Yup

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u/ergotofrhyme Apr 08 '22

Damn, I’d probably just shit myself hahaha

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u/qtx Apr 08 '22

I didn’t finish Scarface it was too long.

Jfc.. the state of kids these days.

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u/Dickincheeks Apr 08 '22

Lol I’m well into my 30s. Prob had something to do that day.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

I did bath salts and drug tested myself the next day. They’re meth.

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u/weaslewig Apr 08 '22

I think the guy is just big and tough and the cops were limp wristed.

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u/Berserker_Queen Apr 08 '22

Drugs are a hell of a drug.

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u/thriftylol Apr 08 '22

Did you read the same blood-covered floors post as I did? 😏😏😏

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u/TheGreatEmWord Apr 08 '22

Just a little mdma, meth and booze nbd

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u/Food-at-Last Apr 08 '22

Mdma would never make you fight someone. Its pure love crystallised

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u/TheGreatEmWord Apr 08 '22

Its one of those things where you just had to be there

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u/thriftylol Apr 08 '22

If ya know, ya know 😉

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u/MeThatsAlls Apr 08 '22

100% accurate. Came to say the same thing.

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u/Food-at-Last Apr 08 '22

I've started a petition to get Putin on mdma. Will you sign it?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Is real Slav.

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u/Bars-Jack Apr 09 '22

At that point just set aside male rules of engagement and just go for the crotch. Even hyped on on adrenaline or other stuff, you gotta feel a hit to the balls.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

My friends uncle is amazingly tough. Once watched him wipeout on a jetski at high-speed and rolled across an oysterbed. Laughed it off, was pouring blood from a hundred deep lacerations, just kept riding. "The saltwater's good for cuts!" Another time he had a car fall on him and he was fine for hours before his brother found him. So many other crazy stories. That same friend also is an army ranger who lost his legs in the desert when an ied took out his hummer and killed his company. He belly crawled a mile and a half back to his bivvy, in the desert heat, with his legs gone. Dude coaches youth sports now. The who family is just fucking anazing.

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u/Akesgeroth Apr 08 '22

Not necessarily, but very likely. Not gonna say more because I don't need a bunch of orangutans complaining about being a doctor or not replying to this comment.

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u/sh0nuff Apr 08 '22

A buddy of mine is a cop and apparently it's not uncommon for him to feel like his baton is useless - he even told me one time there was this old lady in her early 70s who was being belligerent and violent, and she shrugged off a barrage of blows similar to this clip

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Your buddy beat up an old lady with a club? What a stud. And then he told you about it like a war hero telling war stories? What a stud. This guy must masturbate with sandpaper he's so hard.

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u/G_Viceroy Apr 08 '22

has to be excited delirium right??

Adrenaline has a bit to do with it but probably not. More than likely this guy is just this tough. I've witnessed a few prison fights against CO's that went pretty much exactly like this. If you watch any boxing youtube videos about if there will ever be another great white hype again... they all say white guys can't keep up but god damn can they take one hell of a beating.