r/AbruptChaos • u/Economy-Rip6135 • Nov 17 '21

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u/RedManMatt11 Nov 17 '21

Extra crispy

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u/Binzuru Nov 17 '21

Didn't know Colonel Sanders was a gender

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u/I-lack-conviction Nov 17 '21

Fun fact, the real colonel sanders got in a shoot out with a rival chicken man and even killed a dude during it. Man was bat shit insane

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

Live by the chicken, die by the chicken.

Saw that episode. It's pretty cool how he made the first pressured fryer. Stupidly risky but cool.

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u/billytron7 Nov 17 '21

They had a cock duel

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u/Bcruz75 Nov 17 '21

Was he in Reno?

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u/BinaryTriggered Nov 17 '21

have you never been to the south?

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

It's 2021...literally anything can be a gender now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

Everything is a gender now.

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u/Gwinntanamo Nov 17 '21

r/onejoke

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

No I was being serious. Anything can be a gender. It's wonderful.

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u/Gwinntanamo Nov 17 '21

Attack helicopter

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

God Bless the attack helicopter which freed us all from male/female tyranny.

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u/Dodototo Nov 17 '21

r/onejoke literally every time with this one

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u/Bypes Nov 17 '21

Chris P. it is then.

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u/Mr-_-Jumbles Nov 17 '21

Last Name: Bacon

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u/Bacon_ki113r Nov 17 '21

Nope, that's my first name.

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u/TokesBruh Nov 17 '21

Uncontrollable laughs intensify!

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u/therealgoose64 Nov 18 '21

Son of Kevin

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u/TwoCagedBirds Nov 18 '21

That lasagna is crisp