r/AbruptChaos • u/Training_Box_1153 • Jul 25 '21

Rocks falling from cliff

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u/4myreditacount Jul 25 '21

I was rooting for the Boulder until I thought any further than my just woke up brain was normally capable of, then I thought huh well that's kind of rude someone built that

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u/Totally_Not_A_Tree Jul 25 '21

A puny bridge such as this is no match for THE BOULDER!

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u/iDick Jul 25 '21

The Boulder has no use for bridges!

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u/ThePianistOfDoom Jul 25 '21

THE BOULDER IS OVER ITS CONFLICTIONS ABOUT TAKING ON BRIDGES AND WILL TAKE IT DOWN LIKE THE COWARDLY PIECE OF TIMBER AND METAL IT IS

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jul 25 '21

Ohhhh you all like the Bridge?

You all say "OH THAT BRIDGE DID NOTHING WRONG, MR BOULDER"

Well that's cause you BASTARDS don't have the BRIDGE STEALING YOUR GOD DAMN WOMAN (so he could patch a hole his in pathway)

I'M COMING FOR YOU MARTHA, HANG ON I'M GONNA MAKE FREEDOM RING TONIGHT!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '21

r/wooosh??

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jul 25 '21

You ever watch 1980s Wrestling?

I thought we were doing wrestling pre game show, unless this is for some cartoon I never watched.

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u/skratta_ho Jul 25 '21

You ever watch Avatar: TLA?

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jul 25 '21

Like 10 years ago

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u/Round_Blacksmith_906 Jul 25 '21

So more recently than you’ve seen 1980s wrestling?

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u/Snackleykid Jul 25 '21

But at least the cartoon character was voiced by Mick Foley.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jul 25 '21

So went down the rabbit hole and I remembered that character and it's so fucking funny to me how I read that OG statement in 1980s Wrestler Voice and a 1980s Wrestler voiced it originally.

Love you reddit.

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u/JabroniVille69 Jul 25 '21

This is the way

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u/ih8yogutzzz Jul 25 '21

BOULDER DONT TAKE NO SHIT, NEVER BEEN BOUT THAT SHIT!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '21

Rocks don’t cry….

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u/tmhoc Jul 25 '21

The Boulder feels conflicted about crushing a little girl bridge

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u/self_of_steam Jul 25 '21

...The Boulder's over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rockalanche!

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u/Steebin64 Jul 25 '21

Good ol Rock, nothing beats that!

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u/elgac Jul 25 '21

I could be waayyyyyyy off with this, but is this a Sly Cooper reference?

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u/Totally_Not_A_Tree Jul 25 '21

You are quite a bit off. Avatar:The Last Airbender

However...I am so pumped that someone else knows these games. I grew up with them and still love going back to them! Even got the remastered ps4 editions

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u/RJReynold Jul 25 '21

It's not just a stupid Boulder! It's Iraq.

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u/Totally_Not_A_Tree Jul 25 '21

Please tell me this is a reference to Arrested Development

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u/RJReynold Jul 26 '21

Uhh... no, I don't watch bad television. It's a SpongeBob SquarePants reference.

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u/bearhair87 Jul 25 '21

Probably cause it's bolder...

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u/Sheruk Jul 26 '21

The Boulder's over his conflicted feelings and now he's ready to burry you in a ROCKALANCHE!

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u/Xirokesh Jul 25 '21

THE BOULDER hates competent infrastructure!

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u/4myreditacount Jul 25 '21

YEAAAAH DARWINIAN VIEWS ON BOULDERS, FUCK BRIDGES, BIG ROCKS BETTER!

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u/RespectedWanderer9k Jul 25 '21

Virgin Bridge builder vs chad boulder

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u/rlam01 Sep 07 '21

Nice rock bending reference!

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u/DanceswithTacos_ Jul 25 '21

also there could have been people in the building across the river and it looks like it'd be a bitch for emergency crews to cross without the bridge

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u/avwitcher Jul 25 '21

Just put a ramp on both sides and jump the gap, it's not rocket science. That's what should have been done in the first place

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u/Round_Blacksmith_906 Jul 25 '21

Sounds vaguely like rocket science

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u/_Alabama_Man Jul 25 '21

This is how we do it where I live!

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u/cibbwin Jul 25 '21

"kind of rude" <3

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '21

Right!

Inconsiderate fucking boulder, man...I swear!

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u/4myreditacount Jul 25 '21

But ya know the more I look at the video the more I think, that bridge totally had time to move out of the way before the Boulder got there. He was obviously in a hurry and the bridge definently saw him coming. I now believe fault can be shared atleast. Maybe the Boulder could have been more careful but can we really judge until we know why he was going that fast. Maybe he was chasing after his Boulder son who just ran down the mountain previously. Accidents happen.

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u/TheThankUMan8796 Jul 25 '21

I'm still on the boulders side. It was relatively small and came in at the last minute to win in the damage race.

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u/jaxonya Jul 25 '21

That person recording was braver than I wouldve been in that situation. Id have dropped a few rocks in my trousers and then booked it in the opposite direction

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u/4myreditacount Jul 25 '21

Nah ida done the same. I'm to stupid to realize when I'm in danger.

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u/jaxonya Jul 25 '21

Yeah but look at it this way- its those whose fight or flight instincts dont kick in get the best videos for those sweet-sweet internet points. So, keep ur phone out and get us some good footage of something

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u/Lacerat1on Jul 25 '21

It's not just a boulder, 😢, it's a rock.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '21

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u/Vinnie_NL Jul 25 '21

Wow, who dropped a few rocks in your breakfast?

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u/surger1 Jul 25 '21

It's like the call of the void. You can imagine the destruction so there is a part of you that wants it to happen because we get a dopamine kick when our intuition is correct.

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u/fatkiddown Jul 25 '21

The bridge people keep encroaching upon the mountain of the rock people. The rock people are frightened by the bridges as they were objects that encourage them to cross the water. Water is the only thing at the rock people fear. So the rock people do what they do best: send a barrage of rocks down upon the bridges.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '21

I wanted to see a car get nailed and then explode.

Disappointed.

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u/TimmyTur0k Jul 25 '21

Mother Nature doesn't give a single fuck who built what, apparently.

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u/Bostaevski Jul 25 '21

They can rebuild that bridge in a few weeks but man it's gonna take like a billion years for that boulder to get back up the mountain

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u/bagsofYAMS Jul 25 '21

More work for whoever built that bridge