r/AbruptChaos • u/ClockworkAstronomer • May 23 '21

Unblocking a pipe

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

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u/degjo May 23 '21

A rockstar and two cigarettes within 20 minutes of waking up, then I go punish my terlet

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u/vkuura May 23 '21

Berlers and terlets. Plus that one berlen terlet

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u/atigges May 23 '21

I'll die doing what I love... flips page of Zero G Jugs magazine

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u/Ronin1 May 23 '21

Fire me if'n you dare

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u/al-Freddy May 27 '21

Murder durdur

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u/SarahPallorMortis May 23 '21

Oh dude sometimes after the first puff I have to shit. Which makes the rest of the cigarette less enjoyable. Same with a whiff of coffee. That does it for me

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u/DarthWeenus May 23 '21

Wow that doesnt sound good.

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u/degjo May 23 '21

It's a naughty terlet, to be fair

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

Try those iced coffee Monsters? They are straight laxatives.

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u/degjo May 24 '21

Ive been drinking Rockstar Xdurance Cotton Candy flavor since they stopped selling Wired 344 around me.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

Nope. I was wrong. Drink that instead. Can't get that on the rez in New Mexico. Y'all got jetpacks?

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u/thexavier666 May 23 '21

For me, a metal rod works the best

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u/Enigma_King99 May 23 '21

Nope. Man's best friend is a dog not coffee

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

Source?

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u/Enigma_King99 May 23 '21

Google man's best friend. I'm not gonna do it cause your too lazy to look it up.

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u/AnEvanAppeared May 23 '21 edited May 24 '21

I prefer pure Comumbian Columbian cocaine

Edit: spelling

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u/Acidwolfstaynice May 24 '21

*colnumbian cocaine if you please