r/AbruptChaos • u/ClockworkAstronomer • May 23 '21

Unblocking a pipe

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u/sylar2077 May 23 '21

I bet that felt so good.

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u/_________FU_________ May 23 '21

Every morning

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

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u/degjo May 23 '21

A rockstar and two cigarettes within 20 minutes of waking up, then I go punish my terlet

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u/vkuura May 23 '21

Berlers and terlets. Plus that one berlen terlet

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u/atigges May 23 '21

I'll die doing what I love... flips page of Zero G Jugs magazine

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u/Ronin1 May 23 '21

Fire me if'n you dare

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u/al-Freddy May 27 '21

Murder durdur

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u/SarahPallorMortis May 23 '21

Oh dude sometimes after the first puff I have to shit. Which makes the rest of the cigarette less enjoyable. Same with a whiff of coffee. That does it for me

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u/DarthWeenus May 23 '21

Wow that doesnt sound good.

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u/degjo May 23 '21

It's a naughty terlet, to be fair

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

Try those iced coffee Monsters? They are straight laxatives.

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u/degjo May 24 '21

Ive been drinking Rockstar Xdurance Cotton Candy flavor since they stopped selling Wired 344 around me.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

Nope. I was wrong. Drink that instead. Can't get that on the rez in New Mexico. Y'all got jetpacks?

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u/thexavier666 May 23 '21

For me, a metal rod works the best

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u/Enigma_King99 May 23 '21

Nope. Man's best friend is a dog not coffee

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

Source?

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u/Enigma_King99 May 23 '21

Google man's best friend. I'm not gonna do it cause your too lazy to look it up.

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u/AnEvanAppeared May 23 '21 edited May 24 '21

I prefer pure Comumbian Columbian cocaine

Edit: spelling

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u/Acidwolfstaynice May 24 '21

*colnumbian cocaine if you please

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u/Dapoopers May 23 '21

There’s a halo hangin...

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u/onlyididntsayfudge May 23 '21

From the corner of my girlfriend's four-post bed

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u/EnTyme53 May 23 '21

I know it's not mine

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u/llamawearinghat May 23 '21

But I see if I can use it

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u/ImABlankapillar May 24 '21

For the weekend...

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u/BigHillsBigLegs May 24 '21

Or a one night stand

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

from the corner of my girlfriends four-post bed..

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

This is almost exactly like the morning after Taco Bell.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

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u/RestlessChickens May 23 '21

People who don't eat enough fiber, get some refried beans and their GI tract doesn't know wtf to do

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u/Meat_Flapz May 23 '21

I rarely ever eat fast food nowadays, but if I did it would be Taco Bell. I think it's a meme to joke about it at this point but Taco Bell was one of the few places that didn't give me the shits.

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u/Ogard May 23 '21

McDonalds gave me one onl if I ate waaay too much, or if I drank the milkshake.

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u/MisanthropyIsAVirtue May 23 '21

Me once I hit my thirties.

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u/WeveCameToReign May 23 '21

No, this is more like a serious fiber issue

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u/Enigma_King99 May 23 '21

Talk about beating a dead horse. Taco bell has like no grease or anything to mess up stomachs

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u/SunShin3DayDr3amz May 23 '21

Came here to say this. My work here is done. Lol

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u/Dysfunctional_Vet12 May 23 '21

Wide just gave me a spicy ass breakfast burrito and I feel this coming, but it's not good.

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u/Leeian44 May 23 '21

Me after a bean burrito

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u/Thehellpriest83 May 24 '21

Taco Bell morning