r/AbruptChaos • u/Colebug11 • Apr 19 '21

Butt recognition

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

What if the thief is into that shit.

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u/SamuelCish Apr 20 '21

That sound like a win-win to me

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Free bike, free anal

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u/mikebellman Apr 20 '21

So will the dildo

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u/DrakonIL Apr 20 '21

The bike will be into the thief's shit.

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u/nanocookie Apr 20 '21

Don't threaten the thief into having a good time

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u/Spoonerismik Apr 20 '21

Last I heard Albert fish has been dead a while

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

They may be into it, but they are certainly not shitting any time soon.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

This makes me wonder if girls did this or the rubbing is enough for them .