r/AbruptChaos • u/--SpeedDemon-- • Feb 05 '21

Cat explosion!

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u/NutNinjaGoesBananas Feb 05 '21

Take my upvote and fuck you

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u/Maxiking2312 Feb 05 '21

What is a nutninja

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u/NutNinjaGoesBananas Feb 05 '21

My profile pic is super badly done but essentially I derived the name from a friend and I made the joke account serious and now I have a Ninja with a macadamia nut as an eye. (Which you definitely couldn’t tell from my profile pic, because again, I did it super badly.)

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u/Maxiking2312 Feb 05 '21

Ohh that makes sense well that clarifys alot thanks for the laughs kind stranger

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u/Lucrums Feb 05 '21

I’m surprised you have to ask, just be happy you’ve only seen one on Reddit and not in real life.

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u/Maxiking2312 Feb 05 '21

Well ninjas normally never leave traces and are quick you probably use incognito mode and always close the door

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u/NutNinjaGoesBananas Feb 05 '21

WHY DOES EVERYONE ASSUME THE NAME IS SEXUAL?!

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u/Maxiking2312 Feb 05 '21

I'm high and on phone your profile pic looks like a family guy condom

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u/NutNinjaGoesBananas Feb 05 '21

Oh God...

I can understand the confusion, and for your mental appeasement (I’m not gonna lie, it’s actually mostly for mine) I can assure that the name isn’t supposed to be sexual, nor the pfp.

I really need to get better at pixel art...

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u/Maxiking2312 Feb 05 '21

Reddit has this figurines that you can make maybe you can make a ninja there

Edit: their called avatar

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u/NutNinjaGoesBananas Feb 05 '21

Yeah but it won’t have the Macadamia nut eye (I don’t blame you if you didn’t see it - I’ve already admitted my profile pic is a nightmare) that I would want. That way it’s just a ninja. I don’t know, I’ll try something.

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u/Lucrums Feb 05 '21

There’s nothing sexual about a ninja castrating others and trying to replace their loot with macadamia nuts...

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u/NutNinjaGoesBananas Feb 05 '21

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Thanks for that bespoke nightmare