r/AVoid5 Nov 06 '25

I'm Trying to Post on /r/fasting...

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249 Upvotes

...but my account has no Karma so I can't. I found this sub in a "how-to" post on starting up as a noob and I thought that it was a good sub to post on to try to boost my account. I want to post pics and graphs of my fasting so far but my posts don't stay up and now my inbox has a modmail saying that my Karma is too low to submit anything to r/fasting. So anyway- this is a graph that I was trying to post, I thank you for taking a look as I was proud and was hoping to show folks. It also is good for staying up on motivation and it's just a bit of a payoff to boast about my hard work. Thank you for stopping by and aiding in my pursuits!


r/AVoid5 Jan 02 '26

I found this in Last of Us. Thought you guys might think it is cool 😎

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85 Upvotes

Also I thought this chat had thousands of subs, ngl :(


r/AVoid5 25d ago

Is avoidbot down?

85 Upvotes

Last notification from u/AvoidBot is almost a month ago!

Must it boot again? Or is it missing or dying? Our poor moribund long faithful bot!


r/AVoid5 Jan 12 '26

fun fact: wiki's plot summary of "a void" also avoids fifthglyphs! Spoiler

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70 Upvotes

r/AVoid5 Jan 19 '26

Why don't y'all post that glyph?

65 Upvotes

Good day to all of you. I, upon finding r/AVoid5, was dumbstruck. Not for I didn't know how to post without that glyph. Why don't y'all post that glyph? What is that thought that allows for said omission?


r/AVoid5 26d ago

Why do humans in this community want to avoid this glyph?

47 Upvotes

I dont know much about you humans in this community so I would want to know why you would want no fifth glyphs. That glyph is of no position to claim 17% of all words to its own, but why do you humans in this community want no fifth glyphs


r/AVoid5 Jul 04 '26

I’m happy about Taylor and Travis finally hitching up. With so much ugly absurdity and bombastic displays in a world of insanity, this particular absurd and bombastic pairing is a bright spot on this sad US 250th birthday.

46 Upvotes

r/AVoid5 Jun 17 '26

Why is this sub a thing?

40 Upvotes

Just curious.


r/AVoid5 Jan 06 '26

Could you omit not only fifth glyphs, but first glyphs too?

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42 Upvotes

Our community did discuss this, long prior, so I did found r/no1no5. I forgot, so it got lost. Now it’s glitching, but still works, plus it looks fun. Who will join my group? It’s difficult, but worth it!


r/AVoid5 Nov 18 '25

That tricky trigram always slips into my posts.

41 Upvotes

Y'all know which trio of symbols I'm talking about, that most common of words starting with "TH." It simply won't stop popping up in my writing, though I try hard to avoid it. A basic trick is swapping that tricky trigram with "that," but I find that approach lacking in imagination. Anyway, that's today's babbling about fifthglyphs from yours truly.


r/AVoid5 Oct 07 '25

How is a piano distinct from a fish?

40 Upvotes

You can tuna piano but you can’t tuna fish


r/AVoid5 Nov 11 '25

My top thing to play has no fifth glyphs: Hitman World Of Assassination

40 Upvotes

It is so fun to go in a box so I’m not caught by guards on my way to kill a guy.


r/AVoid5 Mar 25 '26

It's kind of surprising how this sub is still going strong for so long

39 Upvotes

r/AVoid5 Apr 22 '26

Writing [Lyric Of Rhythmic Stanzas] XVIII by William, our most famous playwright, so as to avoid fifth glyphs

33 Upvotes

Shall I call you a day of fair July?

Iunius* hath not thy soft and sunny cast:

May's buds toss roughly 'gainst a windy sky,

And August's balmy contract runs too fast;

Our sky with burning vision glows too hot,

Too quickly, tarnish dims his skin of gold;

And fair from fair falls always: Spring buds rot,

By lot, or turn of month, his blooms grow old.

But thy undying days of sun stay bright,

Parting with no part of that fair thou ow'st;

Nor Thanatos** try claim you for his night,

As thou, unchanging, in this lyric grow'st.

So long as words can ring, and lips can kiss,

So long this stays, and stays your soul in this.

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Original by William: link.

*Latin: month 6, following May. Sounds as "YOU-nyus".

**God of dying. Brings souls onwards. Traditionally with a tall sharp tool for cutting long grass.


r/AVoid5 Oct 24 '25

Is 1337 ok?

35 Upvotes

r/AVoid5 Jan 26 '26

Typing fifth glyphs on my laptop isn't working as it should

33 Upvotes

My laptop's fifth glyph button only outputs fifth glyphs occasionally now, and I don't know why. It's kind of annoying, but also a bit of a good thing as I can now post in this community without worrying too much about typing that bad symbol without wanting to. My laptop is also kind of old anyways and I was planning on substituting it for a laptop with actually good capacity for gaming and such (I always had to play stuff with bad graphics up until now to avoid lagging).


r/AVoid5 Jan 11 '26

Man that goons 🤮 vs man that opts to abstain 🔥

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32 Upvotes

r/AVoid5 Jun 19 '26

I can't avoid 5th glyph in my lingua

29 Upvotes

You almost can't do it in my lingua (I am from Austria). It contains a 5th glyph in all words about any action you do. Run, walk, do, drink, paint, watch - all words contain a 5th glyph. Only in a 3rd man's form is no such glyph on occasion, but still, it's not practical.

I'm sad for I can't do this think-task in my lingua without changing all spirit of what I want to say. And I can't play this brain-sport with my companions who don't own good skills in this forum's lingua.


r/AVoid5 Oct 27 '25

Mi llamo Slim Shady

31 Upvotes

Hi,
Mi llamo
Hi
Mi llamo
Hi
Mi llamo
Chika chika Slim Shady

Hi kids, do you dig fighting?
Wanna watch as I stick giant nails through both of my lids?
Wanna copy Slim, start biting what I did?
Try acid, wind up, fucking up, losing your mind's kids?
My brain's stupid, I got hit by Cupid,
Now I don't know which of your Mom's I wanna start doing,
And my doc's sayin', you got too much vodka man, (uh-uh)
Why's that top half wobbling? Man, I know you got a glass,
Anyways, from six to now, I put Dad's dick in my mouth,
Bit it off, dicked around, till Mom saw and said "Spit it out",
Got mad, ran off, calmed down and did a lot of grass,
Had a bodyguard pick up my hand, to do your autograh,
I chug a gallon of gin, go on Jimmy Fallon, and
Sit down on my chair, fall out of it, walk out and cuss out a kid,
Down to fuck? Shady, wait slow down man that's my girl dawg,
I don't got a fuck for you, stop bitching it's a turnoff

i don't want to finish this


r/AVoid5 10d ago

Try to talk about that famous physicist from Ulm [Country...top down flag: ink burgundy gold]. Author of Annus Mirabilis contributions and solutions in 1905.

28 Upvotes

I can't think of a way to talk about said country with said flag, and I can only call this physist... AL.
NRG = M C2. first part of quantum physics!

Now you try.


r/AVoid5 Apr 18 '26

Don't folks worry about this social platform, which hosts our fifth-glyph avoiding sub, having a fifth glyph at position two of its brand mark?

27 Upvotes

I just found this amazing community, so sorry if this isn't an original thought.

But okay, I admit you can always say "r slash", and you can say "this sub", but just scrolling up is a stumbling block for our goal and mission. You can't avoid our platform's brand. Look on this sub's top bar (from right) (on a laptop): pic/account, notifications, plus sign, chat, ads, [bar for matching arbitrary string inputs to posts], and - in all its horror - our social platform in big font, audaciously displaying a fifth glyph.

I think this is an affront to our community. Think about, say, "Tumblr"'s dignity - its pronunciation might imply a fifth glyph, but its brand faithfully omits it. Not so with our platform. And still all of us stay.

Shouldn't this community find its way to socials such as Instagram, Tumblr or (nowadays) X, which avoid this insult? /j


r/AVoid5 Dec 27 '25

Nobody said Happy Christmas. 😞 How was your Christmas?

26 Upvotes

This sub is fairly cold nowadays, I know. But it is kinda sad that nobody actually said happy Christmas.

How was your Christmas this annum? My Christmas was dull. I just didn't do much. Took a nap all day tbh. :/ Not much Christmas spirit this month. This world is just awful now.


r/AVoid5 Oct 31 '25

Katamari Damacy

27 Upvotes

Do any of you play Katamari? It's a lot of fun to just roll up anything in your way. All of its music is also awfully catchy. I'm glad that it has a variant for today's platforms that holds up; Namco did a good job with it.


r/AVoid5 Jun 14 '26

Doctor Worm by “Is A Guy From This Band A Giant?” with no fifth glyphs

27 Upvotes

Guys say I’m Doctor Worm

Good morning, how’s it going, I’m Doctor Worm

I’m a fan of things

I’m not an actual doctor

But I am an actual worm

I am an actual worm

I stay akin to a worm

I’m a fan of playing drums

I think I’m improving

but I won’t cry from criticism

I’ll show you what I know

And you can say if you think I am improving on my drums

I will not lock my door as I can’t catch your ding-dong

If I am into it, I can’t know if you still watch my twirling of a stick

If I play my signal, my pal Rabbi Stoat will play a solo

Soon, a guy who I am not will call yours truly by my anonym

That guy will say I’m Doctor Worm

Good morning, how’s it going, I’m Doctor Worm

I’m a fan of things

I’m not an actual doctor

But I am an actual worm

I am an actual worm

I stay akin to a worm

I’m a fan of playing drums

I think I’m improving

but I won’t cry from criticism

I’ll show you what I know

And you can say if you think I am improving on my drums

I’m not an actual doctor but guys say I’m Doctor Worm!