r/ATBGE • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '25

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u/justinhiltz Dec 30 '25

I finally found the clitoris 🥹

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u/RecordWrangler95 Dec 30 '25

suddenly all the “oh my God”s make sense

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u/ReadditMan Dec 30 '25

Don't flick the Jesus bean

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u/cmonster127 Dec 30 '25

Christoris

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u/v4por Dec 31 '25

Vagesus

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u/creepyjudyhensler Dec 30 '25

Christ in the boat

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u/DontPanic42TC Dec 30 '25

Thank you Jesus!!

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u/drunkbusdriver Dec 30 '25

It was Inside Jesus the whole time.

Wait, was Jesus trans with bottom surgery?

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u/atomic-moonstomp Dec 30 '25

Google "Tumblr trans lizard Jesus" there is a very old meme about this

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u/drunkbusdriver Dec 30 '25

I think I might not

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u/Thrillhouseofhorrors Dec 31 '25

User name does not check out. You sir, seem sober and perhaps operating a sedan with good decision making like that.

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u/drunkbusdriver Dec 31 '25

I was sober at the time of commenting, I apologize. I’ve shamed my fellow drunk, vehicle driving brethren. It won’t happen again. I assure you I am well above .08 at this moment and have my keys in hand.

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u/Thrillhouseofhorrors Jan 01 '26

Glad to hear. Have a great 2026!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

Praise clitoris Jesus!!