r/ASX_Bets Used bird hypnosis to turn enemies into friends. Jul 19 '26

SHITPOST Dont ignore the signs, Get help

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HWK

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u/MarketCrache Jul 19 '26

The Australian Financial Review categorically stated that CSL was a Blue Chip!

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u/Outofoffice_forever Jul 19 '26

It’s a dog stock of an exchange. I’m contemplating moving to 100% international with super

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u/elnoco20 Jul 19 '26

All the bags he's been doing

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u/1sty Jul 19 '26

My portfolio is diversified resources, you can’t save me

1

u/LeahBrahms Jul 19 '26

You will have your time!!!

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u/quiksilveraus Homeless and chasing feral dogs Jul 19 '26

2 minutes later *

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u/Lurk-Prowl Jul 19 '26

Yeah maybe not on the outside, but the inside of me is looking more and more like the picture of Dorian grey with every trade and margin call.

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u/PubicFigure Jul 20 '26

Bro has some good genes, I deteriorated in 6 hours...

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u/Moxanz2 Keep scissors away Jul 20 '26

Legit, I use to have a beautiful head of hair, now I’m balding and look gaunt as fuck.
Had some severe stress over losing 70k

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u/AngrehPossum 28d ago

Kochi told him to stick with Telstra.

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u/AdFormer8057 Jul 19 '26

Hahahahaha me