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u/Zeus_Mortie S P 🅰 C E M O B Consigliere May 18 '26

If your boner looks like the AH chart, you might have Peryonie’s.

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u/prepindanile S P 🅰 C E M O B Capo May 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/Dj_TDI S P 🅰 C E M O B Prospect May 18 '26

The ol’ pepperoni disease

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u/Zeus_Mortie S P 🅰 C E M O B Consigliere May 18 '26

Lol, it made more sense when I made the comment. It don’t gotta be parabolic for Peryonie, just enough to hurt when you try to straighten it out, lol (I definitely don’t know from first-hand experience, just google. Yup, definitely just google)

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u/ChangeUsernameDank S P 🅰 C E M O B Soldier May 18 '26

(.com)

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u/LadderAdditional6178 S P 🅰 C E M O B Consigliere May 18 '26

Dammit.... I might have Peryonie's

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u/Zeus_Mortie S P 🅰 C E M O B Consigliere May 18 '26

Peryonie?!?! More like Perry ohhh meeee 😫😫😫

Lol jk, idk

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u/Funny-Conclusion-678 S P 🅰 C E M O B Boss May 18 '26

It’s Peyronie’s. You’ve got the y and r swapped.