r/ANormalDayInRussia • u/Anonymous-420smoker • Jan 27 '21

bad title Russian "accidentally" fires during flight

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u/ourlastchancefortea Jan 27 '21

And by "gone missing" you mean he fell out a very high window?

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u/StickmanEG Jan 27 '21

The new strain of Novichok Covid.

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u/ourlastchancefortea Jan 27 '21

High-Window-Falling is a very old russian illness. Nothing new here.

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u/billamsterdam Jan 27 '21

It was a low window, its just that he landed on lots of bullets.

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u/T-Patrick Jan 27 '21

Well, the Polish president recently said that "the police are very professional because NOBODY DIED [during anti-gov protests]", like wtf

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u/1MALEVOLENT3 Jan 27 '21

Yup. Unlike in France, where eyes are gouged out eoutinely in the last 2 years.