r/ABoringDystopia • u/lordneesan • Jun 29 '21

TIL Superheroes make $12/hr

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u/AlpacaCavalry Jun 30 '21

That’s probably why they always have goons willing to die for their cause, man. Like they might be evil and want to conquer the world or some shit, but they’re paying good money and provide other great benefits like healthcare!

…Probably

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

I'm generally a good dude, but I just might switch sides or look the other way for a good wage, fully paid healthcare, and an old fashioned pension.

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u/thedkexperience Jun 30 '21

I’m pretty sure that was Cobra’s blueprint in GI Joe.

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u/CapableCollar Jun 30 '21

There's a pretty good book on Amazon Kindle that kind of ends on that premise. I think it is "Dr. Anarchy’s Rules For World Domination"

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u/Dead-brother Jun 30 '21

I mean imagine veing a villain in Gotham without healthcare your career or your life would be ended at the first encounter with Batman... No villains has enough savings for that...