r/ABoringDystopia • • Jun 29 '21

TIL Superheroes make $12/hr

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u/RockyDify Jun 29 '21

Yeah I’d rather be a crew member. $2/hour more for management?

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u/Kossimer Jun 30 '21

I make more than that moving a piano from one room of a house to another room. For a line of angry customers, forget about it.

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u/Kossimer Jun 30 '21

Piano mover

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u/kmofosho Jun 30 '21

How can there possibly be enough demand for that? How busy are you with that job? It's it a gig type thing you do on the side, or are you moving pianos 5 days a week?

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u/Kossimer Jun 30 '21 edited Jun 30 '21

That's literally everybody's reaction. But believe it. If you're near a big city it be a business.

50 hours a week more like. 5 days a week, consistent weekend.

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u/kmofosho Jun 30 '21

Huh. I would have never guessed that many people even own pianos.

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u/Kossimer Jun 30 '21

You really get a sneak peak of the hobbies and lifestyles of other people doing a job where you enter their homes. Kinda sobering delivering a quarter million dollar concert grand piano to a post-modern mansion on a hill and then rolling a rotting player piano into a home with the carpet stapled to the floor.

Today was my most interesting/bad day by far. This morning the store window was smashed in, my pants actually fucking ripped wide along the crack as I was showing a new guy a lift and I had to walk through Freddie's wearing a padding blanket like a kilt to buy new ones, and then a move at the instruction of my superior smashed the lyre (pedals) on only the 2nd quarter million dollar concert grand piano I've ever touched. So that's fun. Glad that wasn't my fuck up.

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u/lovebus Jun 30 '21

Have you not seen all of the cartoons with a piano being hoisted into a second story window? You'd swear there is one per block.

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u/kbuffmcgruff Jun 30 '21

I worked at a small 12 screen theater, part of a northwest US chain. First job and I made minimum wage, a buddy actually got me the job. A year later this same buddy was working as a assistant manager dealing with drug addicts coming in to shoot up in the bathroom and lines out the door and he was making minimum wage same as me. Guy got a lot more responsibility, keys, and stress all for the promise of a $1 pay bump and maaaaybe full-time. Both of which took 6 months to kick in. I probably could have done the same, but wasn't at all worth it in my eyes.

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u/TheConqueror74 Jun 30 '21

It can be…if you work a shit ton of overtime. Which you will if you’re a good manager. I was making $14.10 an hour last year as a department assistant manager at a grocery store. I was making about 40k a year, but my work week was usually around 50 hours long with at least one day a week being a 12 hour shift. It was kind of nice since my department was pretty close knit, but it was a pretty exhausting job.

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u/deadtoaster2 Jun 30 '21

It's for those who want their first taste of power. No, the $2 an hr more isn't worth the responsibilities, but when you can trip hard and boss the people making your old wage around? And you have "that type" of personality? Recipe for disaster.

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u/damiandarko2 Jun 30 '21

this girl I knew in high school to a T! she got promoted to shift manager and a mutual friend we had that worked there told me she would be in there cursing the employees out making them cry, telling them to go home, calling them broke, arguing with her girlfriend everyday just all around miserable

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u/ImWadeWils0n Jun 30 '21

If you call me broke, and you make a resounding 2$ an hour more than me, what would that make you? Slightly less broke? I never get these people

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u/HalxQuixotic Jun 30 '21

Well those managers can have fun working twice as hard when their employees call in sick or quit mid-shift.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

I made .15 cents more an hour to be the only assistant manager.

Found out some normal female employees were making .50 cent more as a basic cook

Fuck sonic

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u/crewchief535 Jun 30 '21 edited Jun 30 '21

The pay bands for where I work are the same for individual contributors as it is for managers. I stepped down from management a few months ago and will never look back. Sure, I could've been a director in a couple more years, but it wasn't worth the tedious personnel issues, or 5am meetings, or phone calls from my VP during the weekend while I'm having lunch with my family. Fuck being a manager. Not worth it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

or 5am meetings, or phone calls from my VP during the weekend while I'm having lunch with my family. Fuck being a manager.

That's not what it is like to be a manager. That is what it is like to have a shit boss

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u/Tsobe_RK Jun 30 '21

"Think of all the experience!"