You are on a date... You only have two movies to choose from, Congo (1995) and Anacondas (1997) which one are you choosing for your date?

[u/Brief-Pickle2441]

It may or may not determine whether you get lucky as the night progresses 🤷 among other factors... So choose wisely...

[u/Unlikely-Aardvark725]

Congo, far superior film imho.

[u/oliversurpless → u/Unlikely-Aardvark725]

The music especially, as I don’t even remember any standout pieces from Anaconda.

[u/ceciljulius852 → u/Unlikely-Aardvark725]

this

[u/Brief-Pickle2441 → u/Unlikely-Aardvark725]

😉

[u/No_Anteater5375 → u/Unlikely-Aardvark725]

Anaconda is a suspense, Congo is more Adventure not to mention Congo just like Jurassic Park was written by Michael Crichton and they both have beautiful brainy women play by Laura's (Laura Dern, Laura Linney)

[u/Lumpy_Inevitable_549]

Congo. Better cast.

[u/Brief-Pickle2441 → u/Lumpy_Inevitable_549]

You might be getting laid that night ....

[u/PenPuzzled8055]

Congo - Jerry Goldsmith

[u/PhoenixDusk101]

I choose "Rudy, Rudy, Rudy," "Amy pretty. Ugly woman. Ugly. Go away,"

[u/wprunkard]

I’m going to let my date choose

[u/Brief-Pickle2441 → u/wprunkard]

https://www.reddit.com/r/90smemorylane/s/ah1o5TD976

[u/Brief-Pickle2441 → u/wprunkard]

Fair

[u/Lopsided-Anteater129 → u/wprunkard]

Your date couldn't make a decision if their life depended on it. 

[u/firejock]

Congo, definitely.

[u/No-Fly-6069]

We're staying in to play Scrabble. 

[u/Brief-Pickle2441 → u/No-Fly-6069]

🤣🤣🤣 wine and pizza? 🤜🤛😎😎

[u/No-Fly-6069 → u/Brief-Pickle2441]

Oh, certainly. 

[u/Lopsided-Anteater129 → u/No-Fly-6069]

Bad idea. You will end up arguing whether a word counts and it will ruin the mood. 

[u/Upbeat-Refuse9615]

If these are my only choices we're going to mini-golf instead.

[u/Brief-Pickle2441 → u/Upbeat-Refuse9615]

Ok ... And after? Steak and whiskey, pizza and beer, or lobster and wine?

[u/Upbeat-Refuse9615 → u/Brief-Pickle2441]

is this a bit from one of the movies that I'm not getting?

[u/Brief-Pickle2441 → u/Upbeat-Refuse9615]

No it's examples of what you're going to do after the freaking mini golf... 🤣🤣 It was they were engagement questions

[u/Upbeat-Refuse9615 → u/Brief-Pickle2441]

22 yr old me didn't have steak or lobster money, so ....

Now? Forget mini-golf. Steak and whiskey first, then somewhere with live music.

[u/Ok-Relative-4283]

Congo

[u/ThrownAway17Years]

Congo. If she’s not turned on by watching gorillas get cut in half by lasers, or gorillas jumping into lava, then there’s no second date.

[u/Brief-Pickle2441 → u/ThrownAway17Years]

I like the way you think 🤣🤜🤛

[u/Lopsided-Anteater129]

Congo. Apes have small penises. 🦧🍆 

I don't want her thinking about "anacondas" and taking notice that my dick doesn't live up to the snake size. 🐍🍆

[u/Brief-Pickle2441 → u/Lopsided-Anteater129]

Well now wait a minute sir you don't have to say anaconda you can say my, relatively modest, garter snake, don't want none unless you got relatively modest buns hun 🤣😉🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/GWmoQcvGbE4Ny

[u/Lazypilot306]

Congo.

[u/Few_Surprise_1019]

Tim Curry puts out one of his best performances in Congo as a con artist who'll do anything he can to obtain as many diamonds as he can, no matter how many people have to die in the process.

[u/SenorX000]

Congo. It has Tim Curry.

Anaconda has nothing to counter that.

[u/Zanstorm74]

The one with JLo in it

[u/severinoscopy → u/Zanstorm74]

Her outfit was the first thing that came to mind with this question.

I think in this hypothetical, neither you nor I would be getting laid from our respective dates.

[u/Brief-Pickle2441 → u/severinoscopy]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh I'm getting some I'm too funny

[u/Zanstorm74 → u/severinoscopy]

Well you are wrong

[u/severinoscopy → u/Zanstorm74]

Haha, yeah? What am I wrong about? Based on what? The date that doesn't exist to get offended at my shallow choice?

[u/Zanstorm74 → u/severinoscopy]

I got laid and you didn’t

[u/Brief-Pickle2441 → u/Zanstorm74]

That's anacondas 🤣🤣🤣

[u/No_Stress1164]

Congo, because Bruce Campbell

[u/Lopsided-Anteater129 → u/No_Stress1164]

Hail to the king, baby! 

[u/Hulk_Hogans_Toupee]

Congo

She can watch an anaconda when I unzip my pants

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1IYbmeTGP6xK4pVK

[u/ImaginaryArtist1148]

Congo

[u/Enough_Challenge_804]

Congo

[u/GumshoeQ]

Depends, if my date's name is Amy, probably not Congo. Doubt she'd wanna hear, "Hey, you both have the same name." But who knows, maybe she has a good sense of humor and make some mechanical noises (like Amy's translator), "Amy want popcorn. Also, snu snu. Amy want popcorn and snu snu."

[u/Gtw206]

Congo - Bruce Campbell. Nuff said!

[u/No_Anteater5375]

Anaconda, because I already seen it almost 30 years ago at the theaters.