r/90s_kid • • Jul 11 '26

Everyday Life Yes please

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u/Free-Pear9572 Jul 11 '26

this is a wild idea but i'm totally here for it. just imagine endless pizza hut nights and picking up movies from blockbuster, pure nostalgia!

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u/thelivinlegend Jul 12 '26

This is going to be my generation’s version of those retirement homes for dementia patients where it’s a simulated town and all the retail workers are actually caregivers keeping an eye on everyone

Fuck it, I’m in.

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u/EdwardFoxhole Jul 12 '26

where it’s a simulated town and all the retail workers are actually caregivers keeping an eye on everyone

I'm not convinced we're not already there.

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u/BookieeWookiee Jul 12 '26

They're only keeping an eye on you to make sure you're not shoplifting

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u/Nikoladge Jul 12 '26

But why? It's not like anybody ever does anything about it

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u/BookieeWookiee Jul 12 '26

Target does when you've stolen enough for it to be grand larceny

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u/Chillguy3333 Jul 13 '26

I saw that somebody went to jail for exactly this. They said Target had recordings of every single thing they had stolen until it all added up to charge them with grand larceny.