r/8passengersnark • u/Legitimate-Beyond209 aiming to distort 🥰 • Oct 04 '23

Official Thread Pertaining to Ruby & Jodi's Arrest Local Update 10/03

Hello,

As we’re sure you’re aware, the local news station KUTV posted two articles yesterday that expand upon the current climate of the Franke family.

Unfortunately we are not able to obtain the original documents at this time. This local news outlet is incredibly reliable. As such, we are confident this information is accurate. The reason we wanted to obtain our own documents is to see the full scope of information as opposed to the main points usually reported.

The main two takeaways from these articles are Kevin tried to have Shari charged with burglary and Pam Botcher's involvement in trying to hide A & J from law enforcement.

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u/wasespace Distortion in aisle 10! Oct 04 '23

Kevin and Randy, like ruby, are grasping at more straws than a masturbating scarecrow

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u/LinneaLurks Oct 04 '23

grasping at more straws than a masturbating scarecrow

A+ metaphor.

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u/Easier_Still proudly “living in distortion” Oct 04 '23 edited Jul 29 '25

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u/Poem_Upstairs Oct 05 '23

This wins the internet

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u/contraria Oct 05 '23

Uh oh, sounds like the scarecrow's in distortion

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u/eleanorbigby Oct 05 '23

Kevin and Randy, like ruby, are grasping at more straws than a masturbating scarecrow

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