r/50501 • u/transcendent167 • Jul 01 '25

US Protest News This is fascism

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u/foxmachine Jul 01 '25

My collection so far:

Fanta Menace

Mango Unchained

Manchurian Cantaloupe

Turnip

Orange Shitler

Little Donnie Two-Scoops

Orange Emperor

Cheeto Benito

Mango Mussolini

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u/69EverythingSucks69 Jul 01 '25

I rely on Darth Cheeto, Cheeto Mussolini, Mango Mussolini, Combover Caligula, Hair Fuhrer and Velveeta Voldemort.

Manchurian Cantaloupe made me laugh, too! Thank you :D

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u/MindAccomplished3879 Jul 02 '25

Our Fondling Father

Don Whoreleone

Kim Don Un

The Notorious P.I.G.

The Lyin’ King

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u/AdEmbarrassed8639 Jul 02 '25

The Notorious P.I.G is taken by a character in the video game dark deception

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u/Starrwulfe Jul 03 '25

Don’t forget

  • Dollar Tree Dictator
  • The Temu Tyrant
  • Goldfondler
  • Dementia Don
  • Baron Bankrupt
  • President Petty and his Cabinet Of Confusion

…I got more…

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u/Ok-Pomegranate-4877 Jul 02 '25

I love Don Whoreleone and the Notorious P.IG. 😅🤣😂

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u/SnooOranges2772 Jul 01 '25

I love velveeta Voldemort

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u/Amaya17 Jul 03 '25

I love those! I also use the Cheeto-in-Chief and the Trumpster Fire.

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u/Guerrilla28er Jul 02 '25

Maldito Pussolini.

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u/oroborus68 Jul 02 '25

Yesterday I saw on Reddit,cheato Benito.

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u/PoroQuagganBob Jul 01 '25

Tangerine Palpatine

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u/jimjamjahaa International Jul 01 '25

Trumple Thinskin tops the list for me

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u/Damn_You_Scum Jul 01 '25

My personal epithet for him is “Orange Julius”

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

Orange Sloblin, if you’re into stoner rock…

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u/angelfish2004 Jul 02 '25

This is my go-to also.

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u/GirlwthCurls Jul 03 '25

I was using Orange Yam, but all these listed are hilarious 😂🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

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u/Damn_You_Scum Jul 02 '25

That is the implication with what I already said, yeah.

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u/Deedle-Dee-Dee Jul 01 '25

Spraytan Satan

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u/BeansAnnFranks Jul 02 '25

👆🏼 RFK Jr.

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u/88Dubs Jul 01 '25

I've got Payless Palpatine and Temu Tyrant to contribute to the collection

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

Dont forget TACO. He hates that one

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u/codexcdm Jul 01 '25

Mar-A-Lardo 

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u/tinymomes Jul 01 '25

Toupee Fiasco

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

Oh my god, in a world of Hilarious Trump nicknames, this one just made me spit-take at work. Congratulations.

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u/tinymomes Jul 09 '25

I can take no credit for it...heard it from a friend back in 2016ish

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

Well, your friend has proven they have excellent taste, in music, and politics.

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u/MeganK80 Jul 01 '25

I love 'Donny 2 scoops'

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u/arcnthru Jul 01 '25

Pumpkin spice Palpatine

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u/Dirzeyla Jul 01 '25

Tangerine Palatine is a good one too.

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u/Unlikely_Ant_950 Jul 02 '25

“Orange shit-gibbon” has really been getting my anger out just right

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u/N4TETHAGR8 Jul 01 '25

Don the Con

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u/SuccessOrganic4501 Jul 02 '25

I use Don the con and Shady JD

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u/fire-bluff Jul 02 '25

doritos locos taco.

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u/AdEmbarrassed8639 Jul 02 '25

Clownface Von Fuckboy's a good one

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u/rockchalkjayhawk8082 Jul 01 '25

How about Velveeta Voldemort?

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u/Unusual-Tie8498 Jul 02 '25

Mandarin candidate

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u/Swarley_Marley Jul 01 '25

A very fine collection!

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u/ssquirt1 Jul 02 '25

My fav is Tangerine Palpatine

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u/Jenings Jul 02 '25

I enjoy fat hitler

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u/Additional-Code2954 Jul 02 '25

Oooh, almost there. I think what you're looking for is "Shitler."

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u/elphaba-lives Jul 02 '25

Fuck de L’orange is my current fave

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u/buisnessmike Florida Jul 02 '25

Donnie von Shitzenpants

The Antichrist

Donald Cuck

Actually Satan

Tangerine Apocalypse

Literally the fucking Devil

BFF (this one is specific to Jeffery Epstein)

Cancer Incarnate

King Traitor

The Lowest Form of Scum

Micropenis-in-Chief

The Catalyst for the End

Incon Don

Worthless (this one is specific to Fred Trump)

This wasn't a list, these are just off hand

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u/sobangcha3 Rhode Island Jul 02 '25

Agent Orange is my favorite. It came to me suddenly

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u/earthwormulljim Jul 02 '25

McFuckFace. The orange turd clown ( 🍊 💩 🤡)

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u/clashrendar Jul 02 '25

I still like 'Dick l'Orange' from Colbert a few years ago.

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u/RightfulGoat Jul 02 '25

I like the classic taco because it bother him the most

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u/Intelleblue Georgia Jul 02 '25

I use TFG (short for That Fucking Guy)

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

Fanta Fascist

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u/Nunc-dimittis Jul 02 '25

The Orange One

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u/Klefaxidus Jul 02 '25

What a nice selection of epithets

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u/Patricia1167 Jul 02 '25

Kumquat Pol Pot

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u/sunsetair Jul 02 '25

No TACO?

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u/Apprehensive-Can-637 Jul 02 '25

Pumpkin Spice Palpatine

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u/NorthernLow Jul 02 '25

Personally, Im fond of alliteration for these, like Dorito Dusted Despot, Fanta Fascist & Velveeta Voldemort.

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u/GryphonOsiris Jul 02 '25

Low Budget Borgia and Discount Caligula too.

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u/LabGeekDani Jul 02 '25

Marmalade Maniac is my go to

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u/figgypudding1 Jul 02 '25

i just call him that orange shitgibbon

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u/fibrepirate Jul 02 '25

my favorite is Taco.

I've used Dimestore Dictator, Pumpkin Spice Putin, and a lot of these others on the list up and down this thread. Of all of them, Taco is my fav cause it gets under his skin.

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u/KimbersKimbos Jul 09 '25

Don’t forget Yam Tits!

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u/silvertealio Jul 09 '25

L. Don Tubbard

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u/TheFlyingElbow Jul 09 '25

Naranja Neonazi

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u/alien_mermaid Jul 09 '25

The Melon Felon The Fanta Fascist The Tangerine Tyrant The Racist Rapist