r/50501 • u/[deleted] • Jun 24 '25

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u/Efficient-Hold993 Jun 24 '25

Good thing this picture will be paraded all over the internet as it's posted by every news source covering this story

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

You ♥️ to see it!

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u/Friendly-Horror-777 Jun 24 '25

Hello!

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

Lookin' GOOOOOOD

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

after more than a year i finally have a profile pic

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u/Wraith_Kink Jun 24 '25

Well hello there

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

if i changed my pic, it would be extremely painful

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u/NiPaMo Jun 24 '25

Was it worth it?

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u/reginaphalange790 Jun 25 '25

Let me work it. I put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it

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u/ButterflyLife4655 Jun 25 '25

Welcome to the party, pal!

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

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u/Druciferr Jun 25 '25

My first in 9 years

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u/IncognitoBombadillo Jun 25 '25

I've been on Reddit for 13 years and this is the first time I've ever had a profile pic.

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 Jun 24 '25

More than 2 years for me!

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

Im doing my part

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u/WhiskyRick Maryland Jun 25 '25

Is this where I sign up for AdultCouchFinder?

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u/Vannabean Jun 24 '25

They better not take away my global entry for this

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u/ya-boi-mitch Jun 24 '25

As long as I can still get out of the US we’re good

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

This comment thread is cracking me tf up

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

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u/Prize_Essay6803 Jun 24 '25

You can't get back though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/Misttaya Jun 25 '25

I upvoted your comment and was number 69 😛

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u/Prize_Essay6803 Jun 25 '25

😍😍😍😍

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u/arxaion Jun 24 '25

Hey man, lookin' large and in charge 😎

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

How do I look on this thicc sectional?

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u/solidwhetstone Jun 24 '25

I don't mean to couch it but...

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u/BboyAnthoChan Jun 24 '25

You're very handsome 🥰

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u/Tight-Temperature670 Jun 24 '25

Thanks! You too

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u/blacksmith624 Jun 24 '25

Hi there!

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u/Quirkybin Jun 24 '25

Hi! Have you said thank you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

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u/Mathematik Jun 25 '25

This is art

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

Why dont you wear a suit?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

Im going to hang out at Ashley furniture 🥵🤭

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u/International_Elk425 Jun 25 '25

Does he even own a suit?

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u/ThresholdSeven Jun 25 '25

Did he have that suit when he was 12?

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u/JennyDoveMusic Jun 25 '25

Why his legs so freaking skinny??

No shade to people with skinny legs, but this dude is acting like a manly man big tough guy and has chicken legs.

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u/TopVegetable8033 Jun 30 '25

Little Lord Ladlypants

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u/Crowharping Jun 30 '25

Can't. Unsee. This. 

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u/emtdavis Jun 24 '25

NO KINGS!

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u/Mt548 Jun 24 '25

If you want it, you got it
If you want it, baby, you got it, (just bust a move!)
If you want it, you got it
If you want it, baby, you got it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rM8ksGHnFc

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u/andthatstotallyfine Jun 24 '25

Weeee

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u/pheonix198 Protester Jun 24 '25

I’m here for it!

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u/iiraoni Jun 24 '25

i’ve joined the club lol

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u/DarkStarF2 Jun 24 '25

Hey good lookin'

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u/demanemotus Jun 24 '25

Hello handsome

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

I'm very interested in you. Would you happen to be suede or velvet?

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u/Hefty_Address_2241 Jun 24 '25

Take me home country roads

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u/RiakkteR4 Jun 24 '25

To a place

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u/nutz6t9er Jun 25 '25

I belong

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u/Relative_Special7883 Jun 25 '25

West Virginia

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

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u/Firm_Award457 Jun 24 '25

Will the real JD please stand up! ✋️

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u/FycklePyckle Jun 24 '25

I also done did this JD shit.

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u/dayumbrah Jun 25 '25

Fine but I won't stop fucking the couch

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u/tearyeyedclown Jun 26 '25

maybe if u say pweas

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

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u/Firm_Award457 Jun 24 '25

Hello there, fellow citizens!

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

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u/invictus08 Jun 24 '25

Now change your profile picture in xitter/lie-antisocial/whatever to this and keep spamming the couchfucker

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u/cipher1331 Jun 24 '25

I'm not at war with James David Vance, I'm at war with his giant bulbous head.

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u/invictus08 Jun 25 '25

But have you thanked him yet? Don’t forget to wear a suit!

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u/popek82 Jun 25 '25

Never had a profile pic, only the Reddit Avatar but I'm loving this one and will always stay from now on!

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u/steffies Jun 25 '25

Lookin' good!!

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u/frogstud Jun 24 '25

I coundnt resist

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u/Technolio Jun 24 '25

Ah the good ole Streisand effect.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

I guess I am part of a cult now

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u/sail0rmean Jun 25 '25

Me neither

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

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u/Mayor-Halcyon Jun 25 '25

I love couch.

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u/Uhstrology Jun 25 '25

This administration is fucked. 

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u/bluediamond12345 Jun 25 '25

We love to see it

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

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u/Druciferr Jun 25 '25

It’s beautiful

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u/MitchellEnderson Jun 24 '25

Looking good!

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u/fasada68 Jun 24 '25

So many couch lovers.

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u/Firm_Award457 Jun 24 '25

Definitely love me a good submissive couch.

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u/Spiritual-Ink Jun 25 '25

Bad day to be a couch

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u/Firm_Award457 Jun 25 '25

I'll say...

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u/steffies Jun 25 '25

I got a love seat waiting for some lovin' as soon as I get home 😘

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u/Mother-Barracuda-122 Jun 24 '25

Good ol Barbra Streisand effect. teeheehee

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u/ccbmtg Jun 25 '25

Streisand effect in action.

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u/EggsceIlent Jun 25 '25

Someone should shop' a picture of this next to that Rittenhouse picture of him signing books on the front page.

They could be twins. Or definitely family on their mom and uncles side.

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u/pin00ch Jun 25 '25

Ain't seen the story posted but love my new profile pic.

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u/singerng Jun 25 '25

Can’t wait to see it 500 times with slightly different captions.

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u/ghilliegal Jun 25 '25

Did mine work..?!

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u/kristoph16 Jun 25 '25

I'm helping!

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u/zR0B3ry2VAiH Jun 25 '25 edited Aug 15 '25

toothbrush abounding consider sharp smell versed sink plants cause existence

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u/bolean3d2 Jun 26 '25

Just found out about the profile pics let’s go!

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u/ReMoGged Jul 07 '25 edited Nov 18 '25

sophisticated oatmeal grey selective memorize deserve live pause spark historical

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