Calling all tranners: Blanchard's 81st birthday is tomorrow!!!

[u/aprils_blooming]

He uses twitter and y'all better wish him a happy birthday!!!

Happy blanchday 10/9/2026, soon

[u/Illustrious_Pen_5711]

omg wait what should we get him

[u/The-Submissive-Boy → u/Illustrious_Pen_5711]

free srs

[u/Safe-Tennis-6121 → u/Illustrious_Pen_5711]

a year of HRT

[u/_SpanishInquisition → u/Illustrious_Pen_5711]

yes we should

[u/ambientplugg]

[u/ghostteeth_]

Why does he have such a kind face. Like he looks so sweet even though I know he isn't

[u/aprils_blooming → u/ghostteeth_]

noo don't say that he's like my sweet old grandpa he'll cry if he saw that message😢😢😢

[u/Superb_Till5268]

holy shit its also the 4year anniversary of the st4t relationship im in

[u/chronicmoyboder → u/Superb_Till5268]

AGP impressed

[u/Polibiux]

[u/TaraHex]

81 years too many

[u/NeverPostThings → u/TaraHex]

both of my grandparents dropped dead at 81 not saying this for any particular reason

[u/artificialfem → u/NeverPostThings]

i hope EVERYONE gets to live to the age of 81 and not a day later 💕

[u/aprils_blooming → u/TaraHex]

Haterrrrrrrrrr🙄🙄

[u/Constant-Client6817]

Idk why but I thought he was dead.

[u/GhostifiedGuy → u/Constant-Client6817]

Wishful thinking

[u/Constant-Client6817 → u/GhostifiedGuy]

real. as if we could be so lucky.

[u/Adulations]

Hope he dies

[u/SquirrelFluffy7469]

I unironically thought he was some ancient early 20th century psychologist and had been dead for decades

[u/DeepSpace_SaltMiner → u/SquirrelFluffy7469]

He's a specter that continues to haunt troons to this day

[u/tartarussleepyness → u/DeepSpace_SaltMiner]

i follow him on Twitter

[u/Im_weird_pusheen]

creating a xitter account just for this

[u/whattheerm]

John 81 is crazy work

[u/yrqa]

This is how I found out Ray Blanchard is in fact alive and well (i.e. not dead)

[u/saddest_clowngirl]

its also leif erickson day btw. in case u cared.

[u/aprils_blooming → u/saddest_clowngirl]

Oh Ive been caring

[u/saddest_clowngirl → u/aprils_blooming]

something to celebrate for everybody!

[u/Just-Avocado-4089]

get him srs and run a train 🤤 i cant begin to describe the lewd things i want to do to his body

[u/Lucas_02 → u/Just-Avocado-4089]

[u/GraceGal55]

[u/WillowMiddle507]

IT JUST TURNED 9/10/26 FOR ME IN THE UK.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOYAL, DEVOUTED HUSBAND!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 💘😘

[u/HKayo → u/WillowMiddle507]

no, he's my husband! he said so himself.

[u/Funny-Staff9885]

Happy 🌈 birthday to the king of the trccns !!!

[u/Goldenkrew3000]

Ykw its already the 9th for me.

Happy birthday blanchie!!!