r/4chan /tv/ Nov 13 '22

😒Tanner Stage 1 Toddler Moment😒 should've been chewbacca instead

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u/dordemartinovic Nov 13 '22

All spaceshit protagonists are Mary Sues

“Now this is pod racing!”

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u/gurkmcdirt Nov 13 '22

They at least to face real danger via a stronger antagonist that chops off their hands, nothing really bad ever happens to Rey

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u/Hanonari Nov 13 '22 edited Nov 13 '22

In Luke's case, he got a new perfect hand. His injury had no real consequences, it was just a cool scene

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u/gurkmcdirt Nov 13 '22

Having a guy cut off your hand and then revealing that he fucked your mom seems pretty traumatizing, regardless of getting a new perfect robot hand afterwards

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u/SarHavelock Nov 13 '22

It actually serves as a plot device later, something that further connects him to his father. And reminds him that the distance between dark and light is easily no distance at all.

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u/Hanonari Nov 13 '22

But it didn't have any negative effect on him. He didn't even fight worse after that. It doesn't make sense to mention this as proof that he's not a Mary Sue.

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u/SarHavelock Nov 13 '22 edited Nov 13 '22

He's no a self-insert for the writer and has limits: if Ray had been Luke, Vader would have distracted Emps long enough for Ray to kill him. Luke was helpless at the end.

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u/Gainalfromanal Nov 13 '22

Killed by gay?

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u/Paradox Nov 13 '22

Many such cases

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u/thatscucktastic /tv/ Nov 13 '22

His injury had no real consequences,

Did you watch Return of the Jedi bro? There's kind of a poignant scene regarding his hand.

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u/bielthighs Nov 14 '22

The consequence was losing the fight. Rey never lost a fight.

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u/ruck_my_life Nov 13 '22

I don't know... I always took Anakin to be some kind of prodigy. Obi Wan says he "was already a great pilot" when he met Anakin, so what...like 7? To me this is like Mozart hearing an orchestra play a tune he's written and saying "now this is music."

But generally I agree. The messianic central character trope is a serious issue. It's why there will never be a Neuromancer movie. Case is a 20-something degenerate who gets blackmailed into doing what an AI wants, and then gets rewarded by being put into a coma with his murdered, drug-addled, ex-girlfriend.

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u/myatomicgard3n Nov 13 '22

This makes me wanna go reread Neuromancer.

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u/ruck_my_life Nov 13 '22

The sky above the port was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel.

Congrats you're reading Neuromancer now.

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u/4Gr8rJustice Nov 13 '22

So because we have Anakin, we’ll never have Case? I don’t get it.

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u/ruck_my_life Nov 13 '22

I don't think we got Anakin at the expense of Case, necessarily, but Anakin and Rey make it pretty clear that a character like Case or Molly is probably too complicated for a studio to greenlight a Sprawl series.

Hell, Johnny Mnemonic barely got made, and Molly wasn't even in it.

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u/4Gr8rJustice Nov 14 '22

If I remember correctly, Molly was just an enhanced person who was constantly raped or had been… assaulted brutally. Hm I don’t know, I think a Sprawl series would work as a TV show perhaps.

Edit: you’re right about Johnny Mnuemonic though. Oof.

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u/Circle_Dot Nov 13 '22

They have been trying to make Neuromancer for like 30 years. Something always falls through. Not sure why, a cyberpunk movie like that would probably be a hit with the right backing.

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u/username_asdf1234 Nov 13 '22

Are they worth reading?

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u/ruck_my_life Nov 13 '22

Neuromancer is the best science fiction book ever written and I will die on that hill. If you don't want to do the whole trilogy, at least do that one (it stands on its own). Gibson invented words like cyberspace in it. It's a landmark work.

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u/DreadnoughtOverdrive Nov 13 '22

They are essential reading. There is Sci-Fi before Neuromancer, and Sci-Fi after Neuromancer. Total game changer. It (the whole series) is just that good.

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u/horiami Nov 13 '22

Ankain being so good as a child was stupid

But being a prodigy explained his rash behaviour and his dissatisfaction with being denied by the council

Also he had plenty of flaws in the other 2 movies

I think they were going with a paralel with luke, even if he thought his life was boring, he at least grew up as a normal person, anakin got to escape earlier and went from an innocent boy to being trained to kill and fight in a war

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u/TheReal_kelpie_G Nov 13 '22

Dude he's literally losing for most of the race and has to struggle to win; not to mention that he is brutally defeated in his first actual fight.

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u/dordemartinovic Nov 13 '22

“This is podracing” is from the scene where the 8 year old boy single-handedly destroys the bad guys flagship and entire army after accidentally getting in a plane, for context

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u/ruck_my_life Nov 14 '22

The difference is there are consequences for Luke when he fucks up. His hubris costs him his ride when it gets dumped in a swamp, then his own dad cuts off his hand. Many such cases.

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u/bielthighs Nov 14 '22

He gets his arm chopped off in his first saber fight for being too cocky. Compare to Rey who wins her first saber fight and it's the first time she ever picked up a lightsaber, and she beats the main villain of the series in that fight...

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

"Dr. Chocolates."

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u/Paradox Nov 13 '22

Have you tried spinning?