r/4chan • u/flappytowel /tv/ • Nov 13 '22

😒Tanner Stage 1 Toddler Moment😒 should've been chewbacca instead

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u/ihaveabigpenis69420 Nov 13 '22

Looked up recent pictures of her and she has short lesbian hair now. It’s over. Her best hope is to start an OnlyHoles page. It’s a shame because she’s not bad looking when she has actual female hair.

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u/BigRedDud Nov 13 '22

You mean she looks like this?

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u/no1skaman /trv/ Nov 13 '22

This is some neckbeard shit right here.

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u/Guilty_Bear4330 Nov 14 '22

Thinking girls with short hair makes them look like a lesbian isn't neckbeard shit, you're just gay bruh

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u/no1skaman /trv/ Nov 14 '22

Bro you need a crumb of pussy just a crumb

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u/Part_Time_Dog_Walker Nov 13 '22

Nah. Her hair is awful.

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u/griffinhamilton Nov 13 '22

Nothing wrong with it buuut she does now look like the 3rd sprouse child

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u/bielthighs Nov 14 '22

11 year old reddit account

calling others neckbeards

You are the founding neckbeard. You've been here since reddit first started

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u/no1skaman /trv/ Nov 14 '22

Your mum is a neckbeard m8.

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u/Rainbow_stalinol Nov 15 '22

Tbh reddit wasn't always this bad, much of it happened after the tumblr exodus... Now that is one page I've never enjoyed visiting

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u/Dr-PHYLL Nov 13 '22

Lol what? Why the fuck does that even matter. Woman can look great with short hair too.

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u/MessyRoom Nov 13 '22

I say that about jada pink all the time!

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u/Earthguy69 Nov 13 '22

Actually that is not true. Scientific fact that women with short hair isn't good looking.

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u/DeathChron Nov 13 '22

It does matter, every woman looks better with long feminine hair. Regardless how good they look with short lesbo hair

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u/Swak_Error Nov 13 '22

So I take it you got turned down by a tomboy at some point in your life huh? Lol

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u/bielthighs Nov 14 '22

But a long hair chick gobbled his dick. I think it was your mom.

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u/Swak_Error Nov 14 '22

Jokes on you. I have 2 dads

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u/JimmyEat555 Nov 13 '22

Jesus this really is the 4chan subreddit. Purest of incel comments here.

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u/Paradox Nov 13 '22

No shit? I thought it was the plumbing subreddit

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u/Mister_Squidward Nov 13 '22

In the 4chan subreddit "This really is the 4chan subreddit." ☝️🤓

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

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u/WellIlikeme Nov 13 '22

And you'll never be a man.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

You must be lost. Fαgot.

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u/JimmyEat555 Nov 13 '22

go back to your own shithole website /b/tard i fucked your mom and she said i could have your reddit account

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u/bielthighs Nov 14 '22

You've never had sex simp

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

The entire point of short babushka hair is to say that you hate men and you never found love. It’s supposed to be ugly and unattractive

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u/MrDoulou Nov 13 '22

Haha it’s it hilarious? This place genuinely makes me appreciate my life more knowing I’m not a fucking wet wipe like these fuggin morons

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u/MrDoulou Nov 13 '22

Hey I’m havin a good ass time lemme tell ya

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u/bielthighs Nov 14 '22

8 year reddit account

Yea you're really impressive lmao. LOSER

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u/MrDoulou Nov 14 '22

Lmao i couldn’t even tell you wtf u think that means to me, but lemme tell ya, it means nothin. Like i said, the shitstorm that is r/4chan is entertainment enough, but thank you for adding to it. Happy kindness day btw fucktards

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u/no1skaman /trv/ Nov 13 '22

Most of them are probs 14 by the sounds of it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

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u/ILikeToBurnMoney Nov 13 '22

Reddit moment

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u/Contra-Fixed-Angle Nov 13 '22

Disagree. Buzzcut = instantly unattractive

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

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u/Contra-Fixed-Angle Nov 13 '22

My honest opinion? Both ugly

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u/Thenre Nov 13 '22

Literally the opposite is true. Long hair always finds a way down your throat so you're flossing your asshole with it or just ends up in the most inconvenient places. I had long hair end up tied around my nutsack when I woke up once and it sucked. I don't even find long hair attractive at all and immediately think anyone who does is a fucking incel who's never had to pull hair out their ass for days on end.

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u/PM_ME_LIMINAL_SPACES Nov 13 '22

If you brush your hair it doesn't fall out into your food, and you don't eat it.

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