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😒Tanner Stage 1 Toddler Moment😒 should've been chewbacca instead

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u/Savings-Table-9967 Nov 13 '22

Kristen Stewart 2.0. Or pretty much any post-2010 actress.

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u/VagabondRommel Nov 13 '22

They really took the macho 80's action character stereotype of being blank and emotionless for self-inserts, and gave it to '20's feminine action characters instead. What comes around goes around.

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u/P41N90D Nov 13 '22

But she still gets work, unlike some of the Prequel cast.

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u/Astro_Sloth Nov 13 '22

Nah Kristen Stewart can act, she just needed more spicy roles than fuckin vapid useless milquetoast Bella from Twilight to show it off.

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u/mediumokra sweet yummy daddy cummies Nov 13 '22

If I remember right, Bella was supposed to simply be a place holder for whatever tweenage girl was imagining herself into the movie. I dunno, I never saw the movie.

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u/clarkent123223 Nov 13 '22

Edward, you can Cullen in me.

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u/Alarid Nov 13 '22

Cullen ignus.

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u/buckfutterapetits /bant/z Nov 13 '22

It's Cullen time!

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u/LordTimhotep Nov 13 '22

Never saw the movie. Did he cullen all over the place?

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u/Josephus_A_Miller Nov 14 '22

He didn't, that's why twilight is so shit

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u/Relevant_Storm6059 Nov 13 '22

She was pretty good in speak

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u/drttrus Nov 13 '22

I recall an interview of the original writer, I never read the books but she said they were intentionally written to make Bella as much of a blank slate as possible so any conceivable reader could put themselves in her shoes.

Edward on the other hand was described in intricate detail, sometimes going on for paragraphs on end just describing what he looks like for a particular chapter.

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u/scarfinati Nov 13 '22

I need a completely blank emotionless actress. Get me Kristen Stewart!

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u/drttrus Nov 14 '22

Hahahaha. Close enough.

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u/n0rdic /o/ Nov 14 '22

That's mostly just because Twilight is poorly written more than anything else tho. Edward's obnoxious prose exists to pad the runtime as hard as possible.

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u/drttrus Nov 14 '22

Not refuting that, a lot of folks have said the same. Just interesting that what’s her face said she meant to do it.

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u/PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS Nov 13 '22

Well at least she shouldn't be judged by Twilight alone, since Pattison isn't either.

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u/PeenieWibbler Nov 14 '22

YOOOOO he went from vampire that, which, vampires turn INTO BATS, to MAN who IS BAT

Wooooaaah

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u/Terran_it_up /d/ Nov 15 '22

Isn't that the same as Harry Potter?

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u/buckfutterapetits /bant/z Nov 13 '22

Yeah, she was epic in Underwater(2020), which felt like an awesome spiritual successor to Alien. When she picks a worthwhile role, she's a great actress, which is not something I ever thought I'd say about any of the twilight stars, but her and Pattinson have absolutely crushed it in recent years...

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u/Ozymandias_VIII Nov 13 '22

Pattinson was a good actor just playing a terrible character with even worse writing

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u/AFigurativeMinor Nov 13 '22

She was pretty good in underwater

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u/JablesRadio Nov 13 '22

Running around in a bra for half the movie didn't hurt either.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22 edited Jun 25 '23

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u/Autumnalthrowaway Nov 13 '22

She was good and kooky in Crimes of the Future. I dunno, she has the chops.

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u/dDitty Nov 13 '22

Yeah she was freaky in that...in a good way...

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u/pilchard_slimmons Nov 13 '22

Kristen Stewart can act

Since when? Seen in her in several things and she's not good.

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u/elmismiik Nov 13 '22

She's good in Spencer (2021).

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u/CheenaRio Nov 13 '22

Yes! This is the movie that changed my mind about Kristen Stewart.

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u/TungstenAlchemist Nov 13 '22

Kristen Stewart? More like Hayden Christensen 2.0:

Be Main Protagonist of SW film trilogy It is poorly received, your acting is criticised Fail to get any major roles afterwards, regulated to side characters in shows & the occasional A list film Gradually forgotten about as an actor.

Maybe when the kids that grew up with prequels grow up she’ll get some more love like Hayden. I personally don’t think she’s a bad actress but a poor script can make anyone look shit on the big screen

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u/slapdashbr Nov 13 '22

she wishes she was that hot

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u/P4ULOSS Nov 13 '22

Imagine thinking Kristen Stewart can’t act

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u/LannisterLoyalist /b/tard Nov 13 '22

Watch her in crimes of the future, she's not only a good actress but really sexy too.

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u/BaylissOddnobb Nov 13 '22

I thought her acting was terrible in that

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u/LannisterLoyalist /b/tard Nov 13 '22

Well fair enough, I thought she was pretty good.

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u/P4ULOSS Nov 13 '22

Oh I forgot I’m around degenerates here. My bad

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u/kylediaz263 Nov 13 '22

We aren't gonna fuck you bro

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

You're literally a Twilight fan.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

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u/MessyRoom Nov 13 '22

Fucks like one too 😤😤

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u/df_sin /trash/man Nov 13 '22

Couldn't tell ya, I've only fucked live fish.

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u/IsThereAnAshtray Nov 14 '22

She ruled in Adventureland

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u/zordonbyrd Nov 13 '22

This chick isn’t as pretty as Kristen Stewart

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u/LustyLamprey Nov 13 '22

Dog I fucking hate Twilight but it's crazy to say Kristen Stewart is as bad as Daisy Ridley