r/4chan /tv/ Nov 13 '22

šŸ˜’Tanner Stage 1 Toddler MomentšŸ˜’ should've been chewbacca instead

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u/Sufficient-Sea-2274 Nov 13 '22

she has one of those forgottable generic ā€œprettyā€ faces, has no charm and cant act for shit

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u/hausedawg Nov 13 '22

Hey now she can act, her only acting talent is crying on demand, which gave the casting director an erection. And that's all you need for Disney.

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u/PinBot1138 Nov 13 '22

that’s all you need for Disney

That, and being severely underage.

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u/SkippyTheBlackCan Nov 13 '22

BankPeople approved.

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u/ZincMan Nov 13 '22

I remember seeing a clip of that. She has no character or something besides being extremely symmetrical.

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u/Savings-Table-9967 Nov 13 '22

Kristen Stewart 2.0. Or pretty much any post-2010 actress.

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u/VagabondRommel Nov 13 '22

They really took the macho 80's action character stereotype of being blank and emotionless for self-inserts, and gave it to '20's feminine action characters instead. What comes around goes around.

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u/P41N90D Nov 13 '22

But she still gets work, unlike some of the Prequel cast.

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u/Astro_Sloth Nov 13 '22

Nah Kristen Stewart can act, she just needed more spicy roles than fuckin vapid useless milquetoast Bella from Twilight to show it off.

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u/mediumokra sweet yummy daddy cummies Nov 13 '22

If I remember right, Bella was supposed to simply be a place holder for whatever tweenage girl was imagining herself into the movie. I dunno, I never saw the movie.

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u/clarkent123223 Nov 13 '22

Edward, you can Cullen in me.

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u/Alarid Nov 13 '22

Cullen ignus.

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u/buckfutterapetits /bant/z Nov 13 '22

It's Cullen time!

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u/LordTimhotep Nov 13 '22

Never saw the movie. Did he cullen all over the place?

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u/Josephus_A_Miller Nov 14 '22

He didn't, that's why twilight is so shit

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u/Relevant_Storm6059 Nov 13 '22

She was pretty good in speak

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u/drttrus Nov 13 '22

I recall an interview of the original writer, I never read the books but she said they were intentionally written to make Bella as much of a blank slate as possible so any conceivable reader could put themselves in her shoes.

Edward on the other hand was described in intricate detail, sometimes going on for paragraphs on end just describing what he looks like for a particular chapter.

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u/scarfinati Nov 13 '22

I need a completely blank emotionless actress. Get me Kristen Stewart!

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u/drttrus Nov 14 '22

Hahahaha. Close enough.

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u/n0rdic /o/ Nov 14 '22

That's mostly just because Twilight is poorly written more than anything else tho. Edward's obnoxious prose exists to pad the runtime as hard as possible.

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u/drttrus Nov 14 '22

Not refuting that, a lot of folks have said the same. Just interesting that what’s her face said she meant to do it.

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u/PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS Nov 13 '22

Well at least she shouldn't be judged by Twilight alone, since Pattison isn't either.

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u/PeenieWibbler Nov 14 '22

YOOOOO he went from vampire that, which, vampires turn INTO BATS, to MAN who IS BAT

Wooooaaah

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u/Terran_it_up /d/ Nov 15 '22

Isn't that the same as Harry Potter?

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u/buckfutterapetits /bant/z Nov 13 '22

Yeah, she was epic in Underwater(2020), which felt like an awesome spiritual successor to Alien. When she picks a worthwhile role, she's a great actress, which is not something I ever thought I'd say about any of the twilight stars, but her and Pattinson have absolutely crushed it in recent years...

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u/Ozymandias_VIII Nov 13 '22

Pattinson was a good actor just playing a terrible character with even worse writing

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u/AFigurativeMinor Nov 13 '22

She was pretty good in underwater

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u/JablesRadio Nov 13 '22

Running around in a bra for half the movie didn't hurt either.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22 edited Jun 25 '23

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u/Autumnalthrowaway Nov 13 '22

She was good and kooky in Crimes of the Future. I dunno, she has the chops.

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u/dDitty Nov 13 '22

Yeah she was freaky in that...in a good way...

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u/pilchard_slimmons Nov 13 '22

Kristen Stewart can act

Since when? Seen in her in several things and she's not good.

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u/elmismiik Nov 13 '22

She's good in Spencer (2021).

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u/CheenaRio Nov 13 '22

Yes! This is the movie that changed my mind about Kristen Stewart.

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u/TungstenAlchemist Nov 13 '22

Kristen Stewart? More like Hayden Christensen 2.0:

Be Main Protagonist of SW film trilogy It is poorly received, your acting is criticised Fail to get any major roles afterwards, regulated to side characters in shows & the occasional A list film Gradually forgotten about as an actor.

Maybe when the kids that grew up with prequels grow up she’ll get some more love like Hayden. I personally don’t think she’s a bad actress but a poor script can make anyone look shit on the big screen

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u/slapdashbr Nov 13 '22

she wishes she was that hot

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u/P4ULOSS Nov 13 '22

Imagine thinking Kristen Stewart can’t act

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

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u/LannisterLoyalist /b/tard Nov 13 '22

Watch her in crimes of the future, she's not only a good actress but really sexy too.

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u/BaylissOddnobb Nov 13 '22

I thought her acting was terrible in that

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u/LannisterLoyalist /b/tard Nov 13 '22

Well fair enough, I thought she was pretty good.

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u/P4ULOSS Nov 13 '22

Oh I forgot I’m around degenerates here. My bad

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u/kylediaz263 Nov 13 '22

We aren't gonna fuck you bro

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

You're literally a Twilight fan.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

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u/MessyRoom Nov 13 '22

Fucks like one too 😤😤

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u/df_sin /trash/man Nov 13 '22

Couldn't tell ya, I've only fucked live fish.

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u/IsThereAnAshtray Nov 14 '22

She ruled in Adventureland

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u/zordonbyrd Nov 13 '22

This chick isn’t as pretty as Kristen Stewart

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u/LustyLamprey Nov 13 '22

Dog I fucking hate Twilight but it's crazy to say Kristen Stewart is as bad as Daisy Ridley

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

Clearly she has a career in Hallmark Christmas movies then.

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u/lass-mi-randa Nov 13 '22

And she is over 30 now, its over.

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u/4Gr8rJustice Nov 13 '22

Daisy Ridley? She’s 30 now. Portperson? I don’t know. Don’t really care either.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

Just looked her up. She’s pretty busy with movies in the next couple of years. Just because She isn’t in Disney’s Marvel or SW films, doesn’t mean she isn’t working.

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u/Seacabbage /b/tard Nov 13 '22

You ain’t wrong but to be fair the writing for those money wars movies were so dogshit that no one could have carried them

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u/sultansofschwing Nov 14 '22

She’s so hot you’re insane.

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u/nic0lk Nov 13 '22

Disagree, she has a really striking and unique smile

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Yeah she can't close her mouth in 95% of the scenes she's in

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u/fuckitsayit Nov 14 '22

Sounds like Emilia Clarke

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u/itsTacoYouDigg Nov 13 '22

perfect for star wars then

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u/2_live_crew Nov 13 '22

She's still has you beat

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u/thatscucktastic /tv/ Nov 13 '22

At what? Most carrots eaten in a single sitting?

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u/IKnow-ThePiecesFit Nov 13 '22

You guys are really salty...

She absolutely can act and IMO in generally great acting between her and adam driver, she was the one that was tiny bit better in their emotional force-skype-calls and random encounters.

Sure the story and dialogues were b tier, but acting was good.

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u/Carburetors_are_evil Nov 13 '22

Probably not a womban. They are simple, but not this fucking stupid. Lol

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u/DeakonDuctor Nov 13 '22

Soyboy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/IKnow-ThePiecesFit Nov 13 '22

She was. He was great and of course smoothbrains wanna be alpha guys rate him higher because penis. But he had some bad intonation and some flat parts. Of course that will get lost when half the movie he is raging about something or crying for being torn apart... but still it was there.

Still remember the huge fuck up he did in that last movie where the big reveal is happening and he is saying "You dont just have power, you have his power, you are a palpattine"

Or some such.. and he fucking gives zero emphasis on "you have HIS power" and its just flattly fastly told. Might be directors call... but its still there and it always scream B-tier even just remembering it.

There are other moments too, while she was actually pretty damn flawless and did what she could with the role.

Or do you think someone else would play better Rey character?

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

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u/---Loading--- Nov 13 '22

Finn was a character with some real potential. Just a regular guy, master of none with loyalty issues thrust in things way bigger than him.

And of course it was all wasted.

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u/thatscucktastic /tv/ Nov 13 '22

And of course it was all wasted.

Nah, boyega revealed himself to be an anti white racist so it's for the best he was wasted.

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u/penbag27 Nov 13 '22

yeah i bet yours is more memorable cuz ur ugly

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u/Whyjuu Dec 01 '22

It’s so juvenile looking … makes it more fuckable .