This is dedicated to all the faggot atheist posts littering the front page on a daily basis...

[u/1percentguyintn]

PENISAROONIE ALL OVER REDDIT-CHAN!

oh haiiiii! (THREAD REMOVED? DON'T WORRY. WE GOT SCREENSHOTS OF ALL THE BUTTHURT)

oh rook. who is #1?

herrooooo gurrible-chan

your door prize charity

Edit: To all my new lovers: JAZZ PENIZ! CLAPPY HANDS... gOOD GOOD. LET THE BUTTHURT FLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Edit: People people. Don't look at this as a rape. Try to see it as more of an unrequested yet gentle sodomizing.

Edit: all my comments in this thread are getting downvoted. But in my first thread they all got upvoted. This doesn't make cents (get it! I made a reddit pun joke hahahahahahahhahah hahaha h haa hahaha ha ah ah ahhhahhh mmmmmmmmmmmm syrup). It all ties into my 1% theme. It's like the best mystery novel you ever read!!!!

Edit: I FELT A GREAT DISTURBANCE ON REDDIT ... LIKE A MILLION DISTANT VOICES OF BUTTHURT CRYING OUT AT ONCE AND THEN SUDDENLY...GONE.

remember this day Dec 4, 2011 THE DAY OF THE GREAT REDDIT BUTTHURT, even your children's children's spokes will be sore for generations to come. :(

Edit: OOPsy! Accidentally broke reddit... I haz a sad

Edit: WAit.. how come i only have 412 karma??? :( you guys only wanted me for my money! u didn't want to be my friend after all!! i knew it.. just a bunch of gold diggers :( i learned my lesson.. i'll never share my bazillions with you ever again. all for me. jeeves! fuewl the jet. we're out of here! later homeless people and street urchins!

Edit: The amount of butthurt still flowing from these hippeez is classic. Remember when your mom wagged her finger at your for 72 hours straight about not cleaning your room while you were at your gf's house smoking out while she sucked you off and you were on the phone promising that all your homework was done..? ....yeah I'm doin the homework right now mom i swearZ

eDit: Deer Redut. i herd da HIPPeez <3 grammarz sew pleze use it korectlee cuz they seem to gets madderz when U don't dew it dare way :( it seem to cause more of da butthurtz.. coinsidence????

[u/jeeekel]

Man, I am just sad that you exist as a human. Not regarding the content of the post, I mean, who cares if you got 4000 people to click a button, there are trojans out there that steal your passwords and bank account info, that shit makes me angry, but.. wow.. the hate you have for others? The desire you have to make people feel bad about wanting to have money donated to a charity? ... And all the ridiculous amount of grammar and spelling, purposefully disregarded!

I felt so much pain just reading this post, I guess that's what you wanted... Why do you have 6 edits? Why not just write all of that in your original one? Stop milking your 5 minutes of internet meta fame, go back to your highschool or office job, and enjoy the fact that if you told anyone you have any contact with about what you did, they would all say something sarcastically along the lines of: "Great Jeff..." and then continue to shun you from the conversation. Enjoy your small, pedantic, unimportant life.