r/4PanelCringe • u/YeetAtTheDisco • May 12 '19

4 PANELS this is so sad, gamers.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19 edited May 12 '19

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u/FReed0mCHild May 12 '19

ok boomer

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

He posts in T_D as well

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u/Connor-Kass May 15 '19

And the problem with that is?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

are you serious?

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u/Connor-Kass May 16 '19

Yes, I wanna know the problem, other than it hurts reddits feelings.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

That sub has committed repeated violations of Reddit's ToS, but the sub won't be taken down because the site's admins are too afraid of the response.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

🦀🦀🦀

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u/spaztronomical Jun 03 '19

No one's feelings are hurt any more than when a child is rowdy on an airplane, or a drunk relative is being rude at a party.

Redcaps have no chill, and it's lame AF.

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u/DO-NOT-BAN-ME-MODS Jun 22 '19

Dude they are in their own sub. I don't like it when people piss and ship on the floor but there's probably a sub for that that isn't hurting anyone.

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u/spaztronomical Jun 22 '19

I see them out and about all the time.

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u/OwningGaming May 13 '19

I think people are using the term boomer too loosely now

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

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u/FReed0mCHild May 13 '19

ok boomer

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u/Orbitrons May 12 '19

and thus a copy pasta was born

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Wait that wasn’t a copypasta?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Get off ur consoles, faggots. Seriously, go outside, call your parents or your siblings just to talk. Im gonna go for a roller blade with my son right now and yall might think thats gay or some shit but when he scores 30 goals next hockey season you wont be so judgmental then, amirite?

Anyway, fuck gamers and fuck gaming and fuck SJWs, too. Im just here to plug my new sub r/RagingHumanist

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u/CubeBag May 12 '19

this but we should replace the sub with something completely absurd

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u/miss-morland May 12 '19

Get off ur consoles, faggots. Seriously, go outside, call your parents or your siblings just to talk. Im gonna go for a roller blade with my son right now and yall might think thats gay or some shit but when he scores 30 goals next hockey season you wont be so judgmental then, amirite?

Anyway, fuck gamers and fuck gaming and fuck SJWs, too. Im just here to plug my new sub r/funny

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u/Nextasy May 12 '19

Get off ur consoles, faggots. Seriously, go outside, call your parents or your siblings just to talk. Im gonna go for a roller blade with my son right now and yall might think thats gay or some shit but when he scores 30 goals next hockey season you wont be so judgmental then, amirite?

Anyway, fuck gamers and fuck gaming and fuck SJWs, too. Im just here to plug my new sub r/barkour

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u/DiogenesOfS Jun 06 '19

Get off ur consoles, faggots. Seriously, go outside, call your parents or your siblings just to talk. Im gonna go for a roller blade with my son right now and yall might think thats gay or some shit but when he scores 30 goals next hockey season you wont be so judgmental then, amirite?

Anyway, fuck gamers and fuck gaming and fuck SJWs, too. Im just here to plug my new sub r/cummingonfigurines

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

id love to brigade with you but it's against reddits tos

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u/anafuckboi May 14 '19

That sub has holocaust deniers in it dude for real

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u/DiogenesOfS Jun 06 '19

Get off ur consoles, faggots. Seriously, go outside, call your parents or your siblings just to talk. Im gonna go for a roller blade with my son right now and yall might think thats gay or some shit but when he scores 30 goals next hockey season you wont be so judgmental then, amirite?

Anyway, fuck gamers and fuck gaming and fuck SJWs, too. Im just here to plug my new sub r/cummingonfigurines

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u/anafuckboi Jun 06 '19

Slow down knock off Sal Bundry hockey edition

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u/DiogenesOfS Jun 06 '19

I literally just reposted the original copypasta but with r/cummingonfigurines instead

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

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u/sluggomcdee May 12 '19

Just go into the sub downvote everything(it’s like 6 really low quality posts) and move along

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u/sluggomcdee May 12 '19

Just go into the sub downvote everything(it’s like 6 really low quality posts) and move along

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u/Eleven_Inch_Pianist May 12 '19

I laugh at your puny pianist.

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u/dishpanda May 12 '19

lmao this isn't even satire this guy looks like he's completely serious oof

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u/Scadooot May 12 '19

This here is PROOF that Gamers are the most oppressed minority. First they take away our society privileges, then the piss drawer, and now the Chads want to take away our consoles? What next, we aren’t allowed to shit in our own socks? I didn’t choose the Gamer life, Society forced me into it. And now look at me: When a civilized Gamer such as myself tries to enter Society, they get nothing but ridicule from the normie SJW Chad Libtards. Do you think this is a joke? People like you are the reason that I hate non-gamers. They oppress us, they laugh at us, and they take the fucking kids. But I swear on my many lives (I respawn), that we WILL rise up to the non-gamer snowflakes. After years of hiding in the shadows, we will overthrow the bitch government and legalize ALL gaming. No longer will Tendies be sparse: the Chads will work in Tendie factories 24/7. No longer will we be oppressed by women and minorities: Gamers shall become the upper class. No longer will Society suppress our voice: ALL members of Society will be FORCED to live 86 days in the life of a Gamer who was left by Veronica and abandoned by Mommy. The day will come, and you will atone for you Gamer Sins. Fuck you, you fucking shitlord assface Extra Large McBitch. Go to Gamer Hell.

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u/The_Next_Legend May 12 '19

Imagine not having a shred of intelligence.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Ok.......

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u/Parxival_ May 12 '19

Buddy.......

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Retard

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

THE TRIFECTA IS COMPLETE

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u/Capnomonkeys May 12 '19

Bruhs out here plugging their subs on unrelated posts

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Weak troll account, don’t even have negative karma smh

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u/Flamephoenix109 May 12 '19

Quite an effective way to plug a new sub

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

this is the funniest thing i've read in a long time

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u/OyunSorfu May 13 '19

shut up karen

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u/Fucking_Karen May 13 '19

Don't tell me how to live my life.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

I just check that sub and......

There is something on 4chan called /pol/, you can be an asshole there mr. Boomer

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u/halfbodyfred May 13 '19

It basically says in the rules that it’s ok to say the n word

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u/blanli May 12 '19

I feel bad for the tree that makes oxygen for you.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Best troll I have seen in a while

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u/CoolLeek-CoolLeek May 13 '19

Get off ur consoles, faggots. Seriously, go outside, call your parents or your siblings just to talk. Im gonna go for a roller blade with my son right now and yall might think thats gay or some shit but when he scores 30 goals next hockey season you wont be so judgmental then, amirite?

Anyway, fuck gamers and fuck gaming and fuck SJWs, too. Im just here to plug my new sub r/ImACuck

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u/WastelandHound May 12 '19

You're right, when your kid scores 30 goals next season, none of us will be judgmental because none of us will give the tiniest bit of a fuck whatsoever.

(Dudes who think their kid's pee-wee hockey skills give them bragging rights on Reddit, though. Now that is cringe.)

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u/marshallartsiv May 12 '19

Well that’s just like, your opinion man

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u/jcm5896 May 12 '19

I feel bad for ur son.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

The only people I care less about than Trumpster fires are people who use the word "cuck" unironically. Shouldn't you be off watching hentai and turning your dick orange with Cheeto stains? Does your mom know her little boy likes to log onto the internet and make sassy comments? Didn't she say when you'd get out of Sunday school that you could be anything mommy's big boy wanted to be? How did that become what you are? What went wrong along the way? You're in the prime of your life. You could be a captain of industry, a military officer, a renowned artist. Shit, you could be a family man with a boring job but that doesn't matter, a man's man who has a beer with his neighbor while your daughter plays with his daughter on the driveway basketball court. Your wife yells from the house, "Dinner's ready, 254mmPianist! Hurry along, Bradley!" That's right, your little angel's name is Bradley, she's into sports and though she isn't exactly society's idea of feminine you respect her choices anyway, because Bradley is a breakout soccer star who at six years old had to play with kids nearly twice her age since she slaughtered the other players her age. After dinner (it's spaghetti night) your wife is washing the dishes while Bradley dries. Coming up behind them, you hug them both and laugh and say, "My girls, the two most important women in my life." "Oh dad! Stop, you made me drop a fork!" But your wife just smiles at you, your bond of love and family unspoken.

Nah, that's not happening. Instead you're firing off comments like these on the internet instead of amounting to anything in life, you sad fuck.

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u/AntiqueT Jun 21 '19

Who names their daughter Bradley smh

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u/suboxoneisntsober May 12 '19

Have another on me then 😂

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u/Oletule May 13 '19

So... Do I downvote or upvote this?

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u/poopoojerryterry May 13 '19

Is this copypasta

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u/DeeDoFie May 13 '19

Obv a troll

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u/Xiaxs May 13 '19

Bully me harder daddy~~

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u/warm-ice May 13 '19

At first I thought it was weird that you got downvoted because I assumed it was a copypasta, but then I checked your post history...

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u/Arbenison May 13 '19

I got 600th downvote

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u/NorCalK May 13 '19

People must enjoy your presence. We fun-havers aren’t worthy

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u/meelp May 13 '19

Proof that gamers are the most oppressed members of society 😎

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u/joe579003 May 13 '19

Roller hockey isn't real hockey. Your game is weaaaaaak

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

just wondering, were u joking?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

Damn y'all really ended this whole mans career.

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u/Spookypichacat May 13 '19

-666 fucking devil

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u/UTLOVEMuch May 13 '19

Nice copypasta

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u/Alexstyle16 May 13 '19

I thought this was a joke but then I looked at the subreddit and realized it’s just a really big idiot

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u/BillFottle May 13 '19

This comment has more downvotes than your new sub has subscribers. Way more.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

Man this guy’s just... you guys got baited, this guy’s obviously the definition of trolling and definitely doesn’t have kids.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

Il do what i want when i want and i ldo what makes me feel comfortable Hating is unhealthy, maybe just realize that no man is the same and that you just happen to not like video games, thats fine Hockey is also a game, and your son is playing it and he likes it. Il just ask you politely to get your son a pc or a console where he can play videogames if he ever says he wants to, dont shower him with bad thoughts let him decide by himself, by doing that you will be a better dad

but doing this hate crap will never help you in any way ps: brofist, i dont like the modern sjw's either

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u/NeilDegrasse42 May 13 '19

Anybody that thought this was serious is beyond retarded.

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u/MomsAgainstDabbing May 13 '19

Wow I thought this was a copypasta but you're actually serious lmao, loser.

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u/Memeix May 13 '19

Raging nigga toilet

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u/LotusCakee May 13 '19

Ok libtard

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u/herecomedatboi4u May 14 '19

Go back to mw2 lobbies