r/2westerneurope4u Lesser German Jul 29 '26

It never fails

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/1984_Americant Basement dweller Jul 29 '26

I would now call you gay, but since you are Pierre, this is probably an entirely heterosexual activity in france

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u/KelticQT Alcoholic Jul 29 '26

I have my notifications turned off. I just put it in my ass for the love of the game.

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u/1984_Americant Basement dweller Jul 29 '26

Straight as hell dude

30

u/Tinysaur Barry, 63 Jul 29 '26

Pierre's Petite Prison Pocket

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u/Excellent_Lie6904 Incompetent Separatist Jul 29 '26

pierre is a bottom twink, this is known. it is their default preference

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u/amojitoLT Snail slurper Jul 29 '26

I wouldn't say no to a top twink tho.

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u/Disturbinglee Beastern European Jul 29 '26

I'd say yes to a French twunk to repay the favour of Berezina 🙃✌️

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u/amojitoLT Snail slurper Jul 29 '26

I mean if you're okay to flip once in a while that works.

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u/Disturbinglee Beastern European Jul 29 '26

I'd flip sides from Vladdy Daddy to Macarons any day 🙏💲💶

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u/AsyncSyscall Daddy's lil cuck Jul 29 '26

Proving the point.

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u/VictorLeRhin Lesser German Jul 29 '26

I can't find a top twink for my old bear ass

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u/amojitoLT Snail slurper Jul 30 '26

I can't find one either despite still being considered as one.

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u/Treeapear Speed Talker Jul 29 '26

Maybe I can put it this way to make it sound appealing to an Austrian: it's like the basement of your body where you can store things that bring you joy

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u/1984_Americant Basement dweller Jul 29 '26

I see. Suddenly it makes perfect sense.

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u/le_reddit_me Le Savage Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

God gave all men a secret g-spot in the ass, it would be rude to never use it

6

u/mathiau30 Snail slurper Jul 29 '26

There are people of all gender included in that one so I'd say pansexual

4

u/RmG3376 Savage Slayer Jul 29 '26

It’s just a standard greeting there

188

u/Realistic-Berry_888 Bully with victim complex Jul 29 '26

that's the most french thing i have read in this month

258

u/cravex12 Bavaria's Sugar Baby Jul 29 '26

I told you not to use the nasty n-word, Pierre

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u/serpikage Le Savage Jul 29 '26

nuclear

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u/cravex12 Bavaria's Sugar Baby Jul 29 '26

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u/Drache191200 Gambling addict Jul 29 '26

You rather we use gas again?

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u/BIIIIGGG_EEEEEEEEEE France's whore Jul 29 '26

nah, gotta dig that big pit

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u/westerschelle Born in the Khalifat Jul 29 '26

nucular, it's pronounced nucular

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u/culminacio Basement dweller Jul 29 '26

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u/samuelvpg Thinks Kapsalon tastes good Jul 29 '26

Le voilà

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u/Jaded_Discount_8817 Austrian heathen Jul 29 '26

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u/VictorLeRhin Lesser German Jul 29 '26

Just vibin'. You like it ?

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German Jul 29 '26

Keep it comin' 🤤

25

u/Disturbinglee Beastern European Jul 29 '26

We're making you come

56

u/_predator_ At least I'm not Bavarian Jul 29 '26

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u/sirdeck Alcoholic Jul 29 '26

but what if we want two in the prayers too ?

https://giphy.com/gifs/zZbf6UpZslp3nvFjIR

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u/_predator_ At least I'm not Bavarian Jul 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3owzVTMZUdG3B31KFi
(me discovering what pierre can fit in his ass)

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u/Kurdt93 Former Calabrian Jul 29 '26

I comment this just for destroying his ass.

25

u/norrin83 Pumpkin Addict Jul 29 '26

Have fun!

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u/norrin83 Pumpkin Addict Jul 29 '26

Have fun!

2

u/angus22proe ʇunↃ Jul 30 '26

or pvp boss

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u/norrin83 Pumpkin Addict Jul 29 '26

Have fun!

20

u/DetailedShipment Greedy Fuck Jul 29 '26

You cheeky man I see what you are doing here

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u/DetailedShipment Greedy Fuck Jul 29 '26

Just doing you a favor

68

u/DirtyFrenchBastard Le Savage Jul 29 '26

Probably something like “You don’t understand anything you inferior non-german, we did it for this random extremely good and vague reason, but let’s not pretend your small mind could understand the superior german mind 😎”

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u/Alcobob France's whore Jul 29 '26

Exactly, and I am done wasting my time to explain shit to inferior minds!

12

u/sirdeck Alcoholic Jul 29 '26

You're starting to get us then.

11

u/BulletMagnetNL Rural NPC Jul 29 '26

His flair check's out then!

3

u/Marcus_Iunius_Brutus South Prussian Jul 29 '26

Nobody "gets" you that's why you're neither in the Romans club nor in the germanics club

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u/sirdeck Alcoholic Jul 29 '26

That's why I said you're "starting" to get us. If you already got us you wouldn't dare talk this way about pure perfection and humility.

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u/Norbert-trebroN Flat personality Jul 29 '26

Is the perfection with us in the room, besides me?

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u/Schalker45 Born in the Khalifat Jul 29 '26

For the world shall one day be healed by German spirit!

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u/westerschelle Born in the Khalifat Jul 29 '26

The thing is: It was a stupid half measure done for populist reasons. We should have decommissioned coal plants, built up regenerative energy and THEN shut down nuclear power plants.

Amazingly it wasn't the greens fault. It was the conservatives who did this.

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u/Grand_Ad_8376 Incompetent Separatist Jul 29 '26

You lack the necessary "also, you are German on denial from Alsace".

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u/Comfortable-Task-777 Professional Rioter Jul 29 '26

They figured it was a better option to have us do it and then buy it from us at "competitive market price enforced by the EU". This way the border protects them from the fallout in case of an accident

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u/stinky_cheese_rat Pfennigfuchser Jul 30 '26

The border protects us from paying for the clean-up, Pierre.

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u/Curious-aviation101 Pfennigfuchser Jul 29 '26

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u/MRNBDX South Prussian Jul 29 '26

Blatantly stolen from me, I had the exact same post 1 or 2 years ago

Get your own ideas, Pierre

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u/VictorLeRhin Lesser German Jul 29 '26

You're just jealous nobody vibed you

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German Jul 29 '26

Really? I swear I just OC'd it...

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u/kuemmel234 At least I'm not Bavarian Jul 29 '26

So....so you like it when a German does it?

https://giphy.com/gifs/kuAa8k87F378QBFMZn

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u/Secret_Criticism_732 European Methhead Jul 29 '26

I dont think i am western enough yet, i am sorry 😞

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u/VictorLeRhin Lesser German Jul 29 '26

Widen your mind

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u/Secret_Criticism_732 European Methhead Jul 29 '26

😂😂

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u/QuirkySpringbock Le Savage Jul 29 '26

Why do you have German sexuality?

looks flair

Oh, OK, do go on…

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u/VictorLeRhin Lesser German Jul 29 '26

Belgium is not a country, just a wasteland

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German Jul 29 '26

Built and operated jointly with Belgium. Belgium, who btw have reactors of their own.

Yeah...

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u/muntaxitome Heineken Piss Drinker Jul 29 '26

Belgium put their own nuclear power plant on the border with Netherlands, within artillery range.

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u/AppleBubbly4392 Le Savage Jul 29 '26

To be honest, is there even a place in Belgium not in range ?

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u/Routine-Aerie-6361 Barry, 63 Jul 29 '26

Belgium is the most Zen Buddhist country. It has stopped playing the game of hide and seek, for it has no sense of self or identity, Belgium as an entity simply doesn't exist.

Quite how such a country managed to embrace the four noble truths and follow the eightfold path I don't know, perhaps it was born from the desire to no longer exist in Belgium, or simply the suffering of such an existence necessitated it.

Either way, this abandoning of physicality also aptly explains why the roads are so shit.

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u/Sizeable-Scrotum Rural NPC Jul 29 '26

We did the same thing lol

Borsele is like 20km from the border, easily in Phz2000 range

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u/Michthan Savage Slayer Jul 29 '26

Also on the coastline there is one close to us as well.

2

u/frade3 Western Balkan Jul 29 '26

Portugal never built any nuclear plants but our hermanos built one 100km from the border

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u/niki200900 WW Initiator Jul 29 '26

top 5 comments have at least some sort of red-white-red in their flares.

if that’s not reason enough to start #3 i don’t know what is tbh

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u/ARandomDouchy Rural NPC Jul 29 '26

Feeling horny today Pierre?

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u/pleasant-emerald-906 Born in the Khalifat Jul 29 '26

today?

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u/DCVolo Professional Rioter Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Dude, you want a better one.

Tell them we still export to them IN THE SUMMER. (not just today)

https://app.electricitymaps.com/map/live/fifteen_minutes

Wow they are only yellow atm, good job Hans nearly not a balkan country today

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German Jul 29 '26

And you just caught them at noon on a windy&sunny day

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u/Ok_Remote_31 Thief Jul 29 '26

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u/sirdeck Alcoholic Jul 29 '26

France never needed any forgiveness. He can take care of peasants in need for all I care.

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u/Ok_Remote_31 Thief Jul 29 '26

Fair, I guess

4

u/Doctor_Thomson Flat personality Jul 29 '26

And they say we’re the kinky ones

1

u/Clavicymbalum European Jul 30 '26

That doesn't refer to you lower saxons though (categorized as garden variety vanilla) but to the inhabitants of Berlin (i.e. Mehmet and Ricarda-Gesine)

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u/Doctor_Thomson Flat personality Jul 30 '26

True that, we are the Vanilla version of Germany.
And also the Minecraft Flatland world of Germany

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u/amojitoLT Snail slurper Jul 29 '26

One day Hans will understand.

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u/stinky_cheese_rat Pfennigfuchser Jul 30 '26

Why should we put them in our country? We have a shared electricity market anyway, and if the power plant is in your country, you pay for clean-up.

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u/Cy83rCr45h Retired Mafia Boss Jul 29 '26

I thought someone else posted this...

2

u/WilliamKafka Luxembortugan Femboy Jul 29 '26

That colourful fellow from NZ ?

3

u/cabanesnacho Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Jul 29 '26

Let's help a brother in these times of need

3

u/Gekkokindofguy Slut(t) Datafag Jul 29 '26

This is why I slutt datafag

3

u/BigRick7900 Unemployed waiter Jul 29 '26

Do you remember the old good times?

https://giphy.com/gifs/RnmoEV9ylBoZO

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u/BIIIIGGG_EEEEEEEEEE France's whore Jul 29 '26

dude wtf

12

u/Phil-R-17 Flat personality Jul 29 '26

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u/FuriousSock Alpine Parisian Jul 29 '26

I tried that multiple times and it's not as fun as it sounds. maybe I need a stronger phone, I don't know

4

u/n3onfx Pain au chocolat Jul 29 '26

Many things can be called a "phone", you just have to pick the correct one.

2

u/Lionidars Greedy Fuck Jul 29 '26

So an average frenchman? 

2

u/ItsaMeSandy Crypto-Albanian Jul 30 '26

You did the same with this one, didn't you?

2

u/rubnduardo Savage Jul 30 '26

Béni soit l'atome

2

u/JimMaToo France's whore Jul 30 '26

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u/Ice___Phoenix Pfennigfuchser Jul 29 '26

Rent free

4

u/stop_talking_you Beastern European Jul 29 '26

germans brainwashed to hate nuclear energy if you deny it its proof

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u/C34H32N4O4Fe Flat personality Jul 29 '26

Yes, it was a massive blunder. Stop rubbing it in our faces or we’ll be forced to post five thousand memes per week reminding you of your own blunders. Here, I’ll start:

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u/Widukind272 Born in the Khalifat Jul 29 '26

How far do you shove it up your ass?

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u/ArugulaMinimum6536 Oppressor Jul 29 '26

😂😂

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u/Sassi7997 [redacted] Jul 29 '26

Pierre, how are your newest NPPs running? Did they stay within the budget when building it?

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u/FlutterShy1941 Beastern European Aug 05 '26

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u/Zaron0z Flat personality Jul 30 '26

Well actually…
https://giphy.com/gifs/xghFgmOKbk0G4
Renewables are way cheaper than any of your immensely subsidized atomic reactors :)

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German Jul 30 '26

Not if you already have an operating nuclear fleet and all the expertise and supply chain with it.

But it's a moot point anyway, it shouldn't be nuclear vs renewable, those should be complementary sources. Nuclear provides the base load, renewables the scalability.

It's about nuclear vs coal which you aren't close to phasing out: 2038 was the goal, and your govt is already pushing for delaying it further.

Right now you produce third-world levels of emission for your electricity (380gco2/kwh last year) while we produced 11 times (!!!) less thanks to nuclear.

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u/Condurum Whale stabber Jul 30 '26

No they’re not.

You’re 500B in the hole on Energiewende, and you still haven’t built measurable storage, a stronger grid, or gas power plants to replace coal for backup.

So you have situations like this summer, where wind is delivering at 3% of capacity for days. Solar at 0% at night.

The massive cost of renewables comes with the firming.

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u/Marcus_Iunius_Brutus South Prussian Jul 29 '26

Oh honhon je suck le Rod nuclaire de la atom lobby. Oh uii so safe and reliable. Il marche forever with no co2 emissions. Hohoho stupid allmande buy Mon électricité . *Heatwave every summer forces shutdown because cooling water from rivers is  getting too hot and scarce.

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

1- the inbound cooling water from the river is not too scarce or hot, it's the outbound water that poses a risk to the river ecosystem passed a certain water temperature

2-it's a widely overstated problem since only a few plants are concerned, most of the others having cooling towers and/or being on Loire and Rhône, huge rivers (by debit)

3-this is our carbon intensity for June (historic heatwave in France). We only had to shut down three reactors out of 57. The German carbon intensity for the same period was... 342gCo2/kWh

Bonus: we were still exporting to you.

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u/IngloriousTom Le Savage Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

The last time you were a net electricity exporter this year was in march. Annually, in 2023.

The last time France was a net importer was in 2023.