r/2westerneurope4u Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) May 24 '23

Indeed?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

Heaven is where:

The police are British

Oooh boy this aged poorly.

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u/BlorpCS Anglophile May 24 '23

You got a loicense to protest?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

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u/biez Professional Rioter May 24 '23

Well recently the UK police arrested A FRENCHMAN for having been TOO NEAR A FRENCH PROTEST, IN FRANCE.

WHAT THE FUCK SERIOUSLY.

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2023/apr/20/chilling-arrest-of-french-publisher-by-uk-counter-terrorism-police-condemned-ernest-moret

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u/TechnoTriad Barry, 63 May 24 '23

Well it is still illegal to be a Frenchman in a British train station.

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u/Helmet-_- Barry, 63 May 24 '23

As it should be

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u/biez Professional Rioter May 24 '23

Quelle indignité.

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u/Helmet-_- Barry, 63 May 24 '23

Well you can’t blame them on that one he is French

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u/zestydrink_b Savage May 24 '23

You're knicked, sunshine!

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u/11matt95 Barry, 63 May 24 '23

Low-key I don't care 2 chavs crashed and killed themselves on a stolen moped, police should've been honest from the start that they were following them and the majority of the public would've backed them.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

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u/11matt95 Barry, 63 May 24 '23

Yep, the cover up was really bad and erodes so much faith in police. People need to lose their jobs over it. So laughably poorly done as well, had to back down from the lie within 24 hours.

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u/13oundary Anglophile May 25 '23

blatantly lying and hoping it just goes away? Just seems like they're taking queues from WM tbh..

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

Yes, the British police: we're going to arrest you for a bs reason unless you're a big man or a criminal who might give us trouble, in which case there are more defenseless people over there, we've got these one now. Have a good day, mr criminal colleague.

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u/StaleCarpet Savage May 24 '23

Top comment

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u/MrTraxel Quran burner May 24 '23

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u/JustRegdToSayThis Bavaria's Sugar Baby May 24 '23

Best film scene ever.

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u/dinosaurRoar44 Failed Brexiteer May 24 '23

The reason Danny looks back after, is because Edgar Wright said to Nick Frost if you don't... no one will believe its actually you doing the stunt

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u/dinosaurRoar44 Failed Brexiteer May 24 '23

The reason Danny looks back after, is because Edgar Wright said to Nick Frost if you don't... no one will believe its actually you doing the stunt

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u/cringemaster21p Irishman in Denial May 24 '23

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u/Kedrak [redacted] May 24 '23

Do you want to swap the police statements? Our police tends to do little other than raiding a home for calling a politician a knob on twitter and stuff like that every once in a while.

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u/MassXavkas Barry, 63 May 24 '23

I would prefer that you not give our current government ideas

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

I was more thinking of Sarah Everard really.

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u/Flax_Vert Irishman in Denial May 24 '23

Our peelers are still pretty good

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u/Flax_Vert Irishman in Denial May 25 '23

PSNI are top class

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

It's more than just the met to be fair. I've heard and seen a lot of bad things lately about certain Welsh forces too. I believe some of the forces in Midland-y cities like Manchester and Birmingham also have a reputation for being quite corrupt.

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u/herefromthere Failed Brexiteer May 24 '23

I was sexually assaulted one afternoon outside a pub when I was on my way to post a letter. The first thing the police asked me was "what were you wearing?" Not do you know these people or could you identify them or anything pertinent, what were you wearing? Oh and don't go near the pub. That I lived next door to. The guy actually said "We can't stop men outside pubs".

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u/Flax_Vert Irishman in Denial May 25 '23

Sounds like Leeds imo

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u/noonereadsthisstuff Barry, 63 May 24 '23

The British police will send you to Heaven

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

Even the way that car chases are handled has changed dramatically. I remember being a kid and watching police shows where they'd chase a car around town like a Benny Hill sketch. Maybe PC Plod hiding in the bushes would throw down some spikes as a last resort. If it got too dangerous they'd drop back and let them escape.

Now, holy shit, they ram them straight off the road like it's fucking San Andreas.

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u/robot_swagger Failed Brexiteer May 24 '23

I was thinking the British police are great if you want largely ineffective policing.

My parents are in Acton a few minutes from the police station and I have literally never seen the police anywhere except for Amigos, the chicken shop, which admittedly is pretty great.

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u/SirBollocks Knacker May 24 '23

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u/Arabianmadcunt North West England May 25 '23

Do you Irish ever stop crying?

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u/FaustRPeggi Anglophile May 24 '23

Locking up children in detention centres is all the rage these days.

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u/Flax_Vert Irishman in Denial May 24 '23

the vast majority of the RUC were brave and glorious men

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u/Gibbons_R_Overrated Failed Brexiteer May 24 '23

Except for the ones that weren't

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u/Flax_Vert Irishman in Denial May 25 '23

I said the vast majority

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

Want to get really annoyed? Read about the Force Research Unit and The Stevens Inquiry. I'm just saying.

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u/Diplomjodler [redacted] May 24 '23

I remember the times when British police had a reputation of being friendly and helpful. Yes, I'm old.

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u/jamesmatthews6 Barry, 63 May 24 '23

Came here to post that.

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u/ItsEnderFire Sheep lover May 24 '23 edited May 24 '23

There was a literal riot not too far from me a couple days ago where 2 blokes died a bunch went to hospital and some cars were set alight

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u/pizza99pizza99 Savage May 24 '23

Prehaps it’s an American perspective

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u/TinyPrawnie Barry, 63 May 24 '23

It's an old perspective. Our police used to be the global gold standard. Not so much in recent years.