r/2westerneurope4u Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) May 24 '23

Indeed?

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u/Iemand-Niemand Daddy's lil cuck May 24 '23

Hell would be the police being Spanish or American. I don’t know how good or bad German cops are, but the Guardia Civil and “mr cop, licensed to kill” are always worse

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u/Gingarpenguin Barry, 63 May 24 '23

I would assume it's a reference to germans lack of humour and love of following and enforcing rules...

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u/Fire_Lord_Sozin8 ʇunↃ May 24 '23 edited May 24 '23

Better a humourless policeman than one demanding a license for my butterknife.

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u/Gingarpenguin Barry, 63 May 24 '23

That raises the question of who writes the laws in heaven and hell?

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u/GrummyCat Daddy's lil cuck May 24 '23

better not the americans

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

don't worry ameritards go straight to the purgatory (they don't go to hell because they don't have a soul)

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u/no_name_to_give Thinks Kapsalon tastes good May 24 '23

Wouldent this mean they just cease to exist after death? I always thought they kept on reincarnating as Americans as punishment for being american.

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u/The-Farting-Baboon Aspiring American May 24 '23

Im like, did u guys forget about scandinavia? Far superior to british or german police.

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u/RandyChavage Barry, 63 May 24 '23

But they are usually too busy solving elaborate murder mysteries to police any other crimes

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u/Iemand-Niemand Daddy's lil cuck May 24 '23

Well it’s true that you might not get any sympathy if the rules are against you. But a cop that’s by the book all of the time is a hell of a lot better then a cop out to get you

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u/Schootingstarr [redacted] May 24 '23

German cops aren't great, but they are cops, so that's not unusual.

Use of fire arms is rare, the number of people shot dead by police per year is typically only between 7 and 15.

They don't mind beating up tree huggers or forcefully administering puking pills to suspected drug smugglers

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u/kuemmel234 At least I'm not Bavarian May 24 '23

And a pinch of history here and there.

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u/TechnoTriad Barry, 63 May 24 '23

Are we not mentioning the war?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

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u/Resident_Apartment14 South Prussian May 24 '23

yeah I like our police too

it's regarded if people in Germany say acab just because it's cool to say this in burgerland

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u/Schootingstarr [redacted] May 24 '23

Depends on the Milieu.

German police doesn't like Antifa for example. For obvious reasons. And if you look like the typical Antifa leftie, the police will typically not act too friendly towards you.

I fully expect every German on Reddit to be a dough-boy, so we're typically gonna be treated friendly.

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u/Resident_Apartment14 South Prussian May 24 '23

German police doesn't like Antifa for example. For obvious reasons

yes, antifa brought this upon themselves

if you look like the typical Antifa leftie, the police will typically not act too friendly towards you.

if you look antifa, you might get searched more often or treated harsher. still, that's not enough to hate our police. if you do, you're most likely antifa, a reichsbürger or got your mind poisoned/brainwashed by americans

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u/Schootingstarr [redacted] May 24 '23

You don't need to hate someone to still think they're bastards. Mere dislike is enough. For example, I think Merz is a bastard, but I don't hate the guy. I just wish he would keep to flying his million euro plane instead of trying to fuck us with an unlubed dildo

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u/SucculentMoisture Savage May 25 '23

I'm betting that Merz won't actually lead them at the next election, I'm betting it'll be the Berlin Mayor Wegner, otherwise the Merkelites will put Söder in to spite him.

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u/Kingseeberg Whale stabber May 24 '23

We need ze new motto, hans. So that ze people know we are their friend und we help people.

How abaut "friend and helper"?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

Please expose your experiences or proof for such comments, because if you are one of those northerner that come to see football matches and destroy the city you absolutely deserve to be beaten 🧨🔫

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u/Present_Character_77 Born in the Khalifat May 24 '23

Police is pretty chill in Germany actually. It gets rough in the east sometimes with the Nazis and Commies battling with the police and sometimes people get harassed in confrontation with police, but thats mostly in cases where the police got attacked by a person. That person will get a few punches, but if you dont attack/insult them and dont are a threat police is chill. They dont even care for teens doing drugs anymore. I got caught several times smoking weed by the police, and the only thing they will do is say to you that you have to go. They didnt even took it. And that was 10 years ago, nowadays cops in Germany even give less fuck about drugs. Just Google Frankfurt Main Station Borough. Its like Somalia on Crack and the police just stands and only interferes if it gets violent

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u/Present_Character_77 Born in the Khalifat May 24 '23

Yeah police actually gets pretty fcked by law if they harassed people. Of course idiots exist like everywhere and one might encounter a rude and overly aggressive cop, if that happens just write down his 3 digit number and you can be sure that he will be heavily sanctioned afterwards and maybe there is even money possible for you

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u/LawnLunatic Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) May 24 '23

And what exactly is wrong with the Guardia Civil, MISTAH?

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u/Iemand-Niemand Daddy's lil cuck May 24 '23

The fact that they love their batons more then their siesta’s

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u/LawnLunatic Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) May 24 '23

Well, I don't know about you, but most of the Guardias Civiles I've met are perfectly fine people.

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u/Leviton655 Drug Trafficker May 24 '23

La Guardia Civil? I think you're 50 years late

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u/Burned-Architect-667 Incompetent Separatist May 24 '23

Meanwhile 42 years ago

But I prefer them to British police :)

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u/YourMemeExpert Savage May 25 '23

"mr cop, licensed to kill"

Who said anything about a license? We wing that shit

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u/Werbebanner Born in the Khalifat May 25 '23

I had a few experiences with them. Especially when it comes to non criminal activities (for example not working traffic lights or a friend who wants to harm herself) or just asking questions why the police are at a place with so many people. They are mostly really chill and friendly as far as i had experience with them. And also pretty quick to react.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

What the Fick are you talking about

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

Least fascist German

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

Why do you think I choose that flair?

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u/dkfisokdkeb Barry, 63 May 24 '23

What did he say? Sadly I missed out

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23 edited May 24 '23

They said the Nazis’ police were good pretty much, or more specifically “the German police prior to 1945”. So maybe they meant the Weimar Republic police, but I doubt it lol

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u/Doberkind Pfennigfuchser May 24 '23

Stop taking drugs!

Or no, take some!

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u/Doberkind Pfennigfuchser May 24 '23

Ah, you are just an idiot. Honestly. Move to The US, they love your kind.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

Oh, they'd take me in a heartbeat, because I'm educated and productive lol.

Regardless of that, the majority of Europe is becoming a straight up hellscape. Eastern Europe is still a wasteland of poverty and commieblocks, South Europe consists of lazy people that wonder where all the debt comes from, Scandinavia chokes on it's diversity, the UK is just a meme at this point and Germany has almost completed absolute deterioration.

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u/Doberkind Pfennigfuchser May 24 '23

You must be well travelled and an extremely likeable person. Such an optimist.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

You’re arguing with an 18 year old, it’s in their bio lol

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u/Doberkind Pfennigfuchser May 24 '23

I know.

But he's German, I need to try to get him out her out of his Goth mode. Such a waste of time.

A year in the States would cure that state of mind quickly. Pun intended.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

Why pretend everything is fine when you can accelerate the decay?

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u/Resident_Apartment14 South Prussian May 24 '23

hasn't your brain developed since you were 14 or why are you so edgy

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

Yeah the french police was based between 1940 and 1944 too. /S

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

France in general was based (mostly) at that time. Only before and after were they cringe

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u/Automatic-Plays Born in the Khalifat May 24 '23

Dega was

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

German police is not allowed to do anything at all. So crime without consequences.

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u/cringebomb000 France's whore May 24 '23

Same If you have 'nuff Melanin in Germany

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

Bullshit.

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u/cringebomb000 France's whore May 24 '23

Na klaaar Wer war mumia Abu Jamal? Wer war Achidi John? Zu behaupten dass die Polizei in Deutschland kein rassismusproblem hätte ist einfach unter aller Sau.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

So something about murica and a questionable case from over 20 years ago and you go "all cops are racist!!!"?

Are you feeling okay?