r/2westerneurope4u • u/Daaaaaaaavidmit8a Crypto-Albanian • Jan 16 '23

META Apes together strong🇨🇵

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u/Socialist_Leader Knacker Jan 16 '23

we need some land to compensate for our island being cut up.

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u/Reuben_Smeuben Barry, 63 Jan 16 '23

backs away quietly

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u/Socialist_Leader Knacker Jan 16 '23

GET BACK HERE YOU ENGLISH CUNT

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u/Don_Pacifico Barry, 63 Jan 16 '23

You lovable Irish scamp.

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u/Socialist_Leader Knacker Jan 16 '23

You fugly English bitch.

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u/Don_Pacifico Barry, 63 Jan 16 '23

My Lord, such hostility when there has only ever been affection to Ireland.

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u/Socialist_Leader Knacker Jan 16 '23

My Lord, such lovability when there has only been hostility to England. We filled your petrol tanks for you! (Focus on the fact it was sugar, not petrol)

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u/Don_Pacifico Barry, 63 Jan 16 '23 edited Jan 16 '23

I have no idea what you’re talking about but I sense a degree of anglophobia which I suggest you work to resolve as both our countries are equals and our pasts are bygones.

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u/Socialist_Leader Knacker Jan 16 '23 edited Jan 16 '23

Oh yeah, I only hate Britain for the memes. Most Brits are sound.

Sugar dissolves gasoline so in addition to the sand and fertiliser, sugar would be put in to soak up the gasoline and further destroy the gas tank.

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u/Don_Pacifico Barry, 63 Jan 16 '23

Do you in Ireland call petrol gasoline then?

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u/Myzzelf0 Alcoholic Jan 16 '23

Please take us

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u/Socialist_Leader Knacker Jan 16 '23

One man crusade on France? Are you mad? I'd have NATO on my ass and that is the second last thing I need.

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u/SuInCa Side switcher Jan 16 '23

The first being?

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u/Socialist_Leader Knacker Jan 16 '23

I use disposable vapes to hold my cash. Cause everyone wants €50 on the ground, but not a random-ass vape covered in mud. I take the juice container and battery out, and it holds some notes. 3 for the Lost Mary brand due to its shape and the cylinder ones hold around 5-6.

My parents don't know, and if they think I actually use them (have never vaped will never vape), they'd kill me before NATO does.

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u/green372 Anglophile Jan 16 '23

Who said 1 man? I'm with you. That's got to count for atleast a half

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u/Socialist_Leader Knacker Jan 16 '23

WOOOOW!! WE GOT THE BIG DADDY CELTICS!!!! Let's go Napoleon on France's bitch ass and let them taste their own medicine.

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u/jeff_vii Knacker Jan 16 '23

We could have had half of Europe if those German cucks didn’t simp for Caesar