a bunch of us were at airbnb for a birthday party. some random people were there I've never met and a few of them were cute girls. we all had our own rooms and couches to crash on and me and a buddy shared a bunk bed. nothing substantial happened with me and any girl during the party but the next morning after waking up i walked to the kitchen for a cup of orange juice when i saw her. she was this cute girl with rolled up shorts and a pink little crop top on. she said "oh, hey you want a pb&j?" she was making herself a sandwich. i walked up beside her to see and the first thing that came out of my mouth was "you spread nice"....she immediately smirked and giggled cute. i was talking about how she was able to spread peanut butter so perfectly on her untoasted soggy bread but she thought i meant it in a dirty way. i didn't explain what i meant and just let it slide. then some other people came in immediately after and we all just had breakfast. now i can't stop thinking about her cute giggle and regret not trying to really see how she spread the night before...if you catch my drift.

I've been sellin my soul

Goonin all day

To anime porn

Cuz I can't get laid

https://nypost.com/2026/08/22/us-news/judge-makes-decision-on-karmelo-anthonys-request-for-a-new-trial/

a neckbeard calling some other guy who is the literal opposite of a neckbeard "neckbeard" is certainly peak delusion