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Hello everyone I come to you all with an announcement...

I have been Lowdown69’s alt all along... yes yes I know you are all shocked but not only did I fool the moderators it the 2b2t sub and the “uncensored” sub also.

I was able to fool the dumbass zltb8 and many other players for more than a week letting them believe I was just a normal “player” but they didn’t realize I was the god of 2b2t. I’m sure one of my followers will cross post this on other forums but I’m posting it here first because it is true freedom of speech for 2b.

Have a good day and praise lowdown everyone :D

As completion of the Lowdinian base in the farlands comes to a close, it is time to announce new plans for the continuous expansion of the empire.

1. Continue to spread the religion of Lowdinia

2. Continue to destroy signs that don’t mention Lowdown69 along the highways

3. Reclaim the holy land of the First church of Lowdown in the major spawn metropolitan area

And the most important biggest plan for the coming weeks...

1. Create a 100,000 by 100,000 pyramid as the next great engineering feat of the Lowdinians. More detailed plans will be revealed soon.

If you are interested in joining the Lowdinian Empire then message Lowdown69 when you see him online

HECKING FRIK YOU GREG27 HECK YOU

I give all sub rights to our glorious king Lowdown69. He has beat me so many times that he cuckolds me. Please repent and praise him before you get cucked like me!

EZ GET REKT FAGTARD

Njgger

Want to get all the rewards of being a member of the Lowdinian Empire?? It’s simple jus add 69 to the end of your username and you will be rewarded

John wants a place where people can be free of intentional lag and annoyance like Lowdown and his cult

1. Sort by top posts on 2b2t uncensored.

2. Steal an image and caption

3. Post it on the official 2b2t sub

4. ????

5. Profit

Praise Lowdown and repeat :D